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Good morning, folks.

It should cool down in another 2-3 months.

And, a JOTD:

Boudreaux lived down by the river in deep Louisiana.

On the other side of the river lived a guy named Clarence.

Boudreaux hated Clarence and Clarence hated Boudreaux. Every day since they were small children, they’d go down to their river banks and yell at each other across the river. They never really met each other because neither one could swim and neither one had a boat. So for years and years, every day, they’d just cuss at each other across the river.

Boudreaux would scream things at Clarence like, “Imma gonna come ovuh they one day and whup yuh arse so hard yuh gonna hava sheet otta yuh nose!”

Clarence would scream back, “yah, you come on ovuh hey and try da whup muh arse and I gonna stomp yuh face intu da ground and make boodan otta yuh head!”

One day, news spread throughout the bayou that the county was going to build a bridge across the river. Boudreaux was extremely happy. In glee, he said to his wife, “Sha, Imma finally gonna get to go whup that Clarence’s arse!”

So, for months Boudreaux anxiously waited for the bridge to be completed until one day a neighbor came over and told Boudreaux that the bridge was done!

So he kissed his wife and said, “I’m gonna cross dat bridge and whup Clarence’s arse and be back by suppa!” and off he went.

Later that evening, Boudreaux came back to his house looking sad and dejected. His wife asked, “did you get to whup that Clarence’s arse?”

Boudreaux said, “Nah Sha, never saw him. I ran away ’cause it turns out he’s ah big, big man. I mean a reeeally big, big man. If Ida gone ova they, he would have whupped me…probably even kilt me.”

Boureaux’s wife then asked, “How d’ya know he’s a big man if yuh never saw him?”

Boudreaux said, “Well, I got to da bridge and dey was a big sign that said ‘Clearance 12 Feet 6 Inches’!”

Good Morning Humans
Thirsty Thursday!!

Yesterday’s done. Gone. Can’t fix it, can’t edit it, can’t replay it. Today’s the only thing on the table, so what are you actually gonna do with it?

Most folks drift through the day — little TV, quick drive-thru, call it “living.” That’s not us. We think bigger. We build things that last. We push further because people before us pushed further, and we’re supposed to keep that chain going.

So today, handle your business. Make something move. Make something better. Be the difference instead of waiting for one.

Alright. You good? Cool.

Go make it up.
Go make it happen


JOTD Apparently now a two-fer JotD.

A man goes to the cemetery to visit his late wife. He suddenly notices a man across the way who is inconsolable.

The man is pounding the ground with his fist and sobbing “why did you have to die why why why?

The other man rushes over and tries to calm him down. He says “I understand the deceased must have been very very close to you”.

The man, still sobbing, says “no, never met him” and begins pounding the ground and repeating “why why why did you die?”

The first man is terrbly confused. “May I ask you who is buried here?”

The sobbing man pauses to say “it's my wife's first husband “.

Mawnin y’all

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