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Posted on 4/17/25 at 4:43 am
Posted on 4/17/25 at 4:43 am
Morning all
JOTD
Two cowboys are lost in the desert . One cowboy sees a tree that’s draped in bacon . “A bacon tree ! We’re saved !” He says . He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets .
It wasn’t a bacon tree , it was a ham bush .
JOTD
Two cowboys are lost in the desert . One cowboy sees a tree that’s draped in bacon . “A bacon tree ! We’re saved !” He says . He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets .
It wasn’t a bacon tree , it was a ham bush .
This post was edited on 4/17/25 at 4:48 am
Posted on 4/17/25 at 4:45 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning, folks.
Might be a gumbo kind of day.


Might be a gumbo kind of day.



Posted on 4/17/25 at 4:48 am to Hangit
Good morning, Mr. Hang Man, and Miss Teachur Lady.

Posted on 4/17/25 at 4:56 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning, youse guy’s.
In Eastern time zone niw somInhad to wait on Ya’ll for GMT
In Eastern time zone niw somInhad to wait on Ya’ll for GMT
Posted on 4/17/25 at 5:02 am to Beer did clam
Good morning OT
Just finished my 13th book of the year. I've kind of been slacking the last month or so
Anyway,
Just finished my 13th book of the year. I've kind of been slacking the last month or so
Anyway,

Posted on 4/17/25 at 5:03 am to 214
gm mlsd
AU tanked aboot $30 0vernight. The trend is still
though.


AU tanked aboot $30 0vernight. The trend is still


Posted on 4/17/25 at 5:05 am to Bama and Beer
gm B&B
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Very prolific author.

quote:
Just finished my 13th book of the year.
Very prolific author.


This post was edited on 4/17/25 at 5:06 am
Posted on 4/17/25 at 5:06 am to dyslexiateechur
Good Morning folks. Getting ready to go to Grand Isle for a week or so. Going to go try to catch some early May speckled trout and stick some flounders.
They better swim for the lives.
I’ll be deckhanding for Captain Armymann50 and Mrs Armymann50. We gonna have some fun.
They better swim for the lives.
I’ll be deckhanding for Captain Armymann50 and Mrs Armymann50. We gonna have some fun.

Posted on 4/17/25 at 5:06 am to dyslexiateechur
Good Morning Humans
Happy Maundy Thursday and watch out if your cock crows later on. There could be trouble a brewing after your last supper.
But for us semi-normal working stiffs, it’s a day to wrap up loose ends so that we can have some peaceful family time during a long weekend and hope that Jesus sees his shadow tomorrow so we can be assured of six more months of summer.
Until then, don’t forget to tip your waitress and exit to the left after the show.
Make it a great day, compadres.

Happy Maundy Thursday and watch out if your cock crows later on. There could be trouble a brewing after your last supper.
But for us semi-normal working stiffs, it’s a day to wrap up loose ends so that we can have some peaceful family time during a long weekend and hope that Jesus sees his shadow tomorrow so we can be assured of six more months of summer.
Until then, don’t forget to tip your waitress and exit to the left after the show.
Make it a great day, compadres.

Posted on 4/17/25 at 5:08 am to Bigfishchoupique
gm BFC
Good times.


quote:
Grand Isle for a week or so.
Good times.


Posted on 4/17/25 at 5:08 am to Hangit

Today in History: April 17
1492 Christopher Columbus signs a contract with Spain to find a western route to the Indies.
1524 Present-day New York Harbor is discovered by Giovanni da Verrazzano.
1808 Bayonne Decree by Napoleon Bonaparte of France orders seizure of U.S. ships.
1824 Russia abandons all North American claims south of 54' 40'.
1875 The game "snooker" is invented by Sir Neville Chamberlain.
1947 Jackie Robinson bunts for his first major league hit.
1961 Some 1,400 Cuban exiles attack the Bay of Pigs in an attempt to overthrow Fidel Castro.
1969 Sirhan Sirhan is convicted of assassinating Senator Robert F. Kennedy.
2020 WHO warns Africa could be next epicenter of the COVID-19 pandemic, with over 300,000 deaths, pushing 30 million into poverty as it records nearly 1000 deaths and 19,000 cases to date
2021 San Jose Sharks forward Patrick Marleau ties Gordie Howe's NHL record for most regular season games played at 1,767
2021 Global COVID-19 death toll passes three million (Johns Hopkins University figures)
2021 Canada registers more new daily COVID-19 cases than the US for the first time as infections surge in Ontario
2022 Alex Jones' companies including website Infowars, file for bankruptcy in the US after losing defamation suits filed by families of the Sandy Hook Massacre (which he called a hoax)
Born on April 17
1885 Isak Dinesen (Karen Blixen), Danish writer (Out of Africa).
1897 Thornton Wilder, novelist and playwright (Our Town).
1923 Harry Reasoner, American broadcast journalist.
1974 Victoria Beckham [Adams], English singer and fashion designer (Posh of The Spice Girls), born in Harlow, Essex
JOTD
An Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie were talking about screams of passion
The Italian said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest extra virgin olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop for five minutes." The Frenchman said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil from Provence and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight." The Aussie said: That's nothing! Last night I massaged my wife, ya'know, all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours." The Italian and Frenchman, are astonished, and asked?, "Two full hours?..... Wow! that's unbelievable. How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?" The Aussie replied, "I wiped my hands on the curtains."

Posted on 4/17/25 at 5:19 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning, OT'ers
I'm in Galesburg, IL picking up a load of cereal and heading to North Platte, NE tomorrow. Exciting times await going across I-80 yet again.

I'm in Galesburg, IL picking up a load of cereal and heading to North Platte, NE tomorrow. Exciting times await going across I-80 yet again.
Posted on 4/17/25 at 5:39 am to Horsemeat
Stand by to see hundreds of acres of corn. 

Posted on 4/17/25 at 5:44 am to Bama and Beer
quote:
Just finished my 13th book of the year.
You need something else to do brother. LOL. Out the door late today. Need to get to work
Yall have a good one
Posted on 4/17/25 at 5:51 am to LanierSpots
gm LS
Are you filling orders or ice chests today?

Are you filling orders or ice chests today?

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