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Posted on 5/28/23 at 4:00 am
Posted on 5/28/23 at 4:00 am
Today in History: May 28
0585 A solar eclipse interrupts a battle outside Sardis in western Turkey between Medes and Lydians. The battle ends in a draw.
1830 Congress authorizes Indian removal from all states to the western Prairie.
1863 The 54th Massachusetts, a regiment of African-American recruits, leaves Boston, headed for Hilton Head, South Carolina.
2002 NATO declares Russia a limited partner in the Western alliance.
2018 One million French smokers quit in one year after anti-smoking measures introduced according to Public Health France
2020 Minnesota Governor Tim Walz declares State of Emergency in Minneapolis and activates the Minnesota National Guard after protests over the death of George Floyd in police custody
Born on May 28
1738 Dr. Joseph-Ignace Guillotin, French inventor of the execution device which bears his name.
1818 P. G. T. Beauregard, Confederate general during the American Civil War.
1888 Jim Thorpe, American athlete.
Joke of the Day
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago , another is from Tennessee , and the third is from Minnesota .
All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700."
The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."
"Done!" replies the government official.
And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work
Posted on 5/28/23 at 4:03 am to Armymann50
Good morning. On my day off, I get to sleep in until 3am
Posted on 5/28/23 at 4:04 am to Armymann50
Looks like another beach day!
Posted on 5/28/23 at 4:26 am to Armymann50
Bucket list trip to see them say "gentleman, start your engines" but apparently now they say drivers. And there is a woman driver today.
This post was edited on 5/28/23 at 4:27 am
Posted on 5/28/23 at 4:29 am to madamsquirrel
quote:What race is on your bucket list?
Bucket list trip to see them say "gentleman, start your engines"
Posted on 5/28/23 at 5:06 am to madamsquirrel
quote:
there is a woman driver today.
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Posted on 5/28/23 at 5:14 am to Bama and Beer
Indy
It is like a huge Mardi Gras/tailgate here.
It is like a huge Mardi Gras/tailgate here.
Posted on 5/28/23 at 5:19 am to madamsquirrel
Do you know why Indy cars have no back seats?
No room for the MiL to backseat drive.
No room for the MiL to backseat drive.
Posted on 5/28/23 at 5:20 am to Armymann50
First cup of coffee while we wait for the sun to rise over the water. Favorite time of the day.
Posted on 5/28/23 at 5:44 am to Armymann50
On way to Emergency Room. Hurt my back yesterday fooling with crabs. Had left out three traps since Wednesday and they were beaucoup crabs yesterday.
All big ones. Some of the fattest I have ever seen.
All big ones. Some of the fattest I have ever seen.
This post was edited on 5/28/23 at 5:48 am
Posted on 5/28/23 at 5:54 am to Bigfishchoupique
Emergency room isn't going to fix your STD my friend
Posted on 5/28/23 at 5:55 am to Bama and Beer
Just sitting in a line of traffic. We can see our parking lot but have not made it there yet.
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