GMT We want Bama edition

Morning all

I present you with the best 10 Bama jokes of all time.

10. How do you make Alabama cookies? Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.


9. It's reported that Nick Saban will only dress 20 players for the Tennessee game. The rest will have to dress themselves.

8. What does the average Alabama student get on his SAT score? Drool.

7. What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate? Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order please?

6. An Alabama fan walks into the doctor's office one day with a hat on. He takes off his hat, and the doctor sees that there is a big frog sitting right on top of his head. The doctor looks at the man and asks him why he has a frog sitting on his head. It was the frog who replied "Actually doc, I was the one who wanted to see you. Can you remove this wart off my butt?"

5. Why should the University of Alabama change it's team name to the opossums? Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

4. Where was O.J. really hiding at right before the famous Bronco chase? On the campus at Alabama. He figured they would never find a real football player there.

3. What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Alabama campus? a Visitor.

2. What should you do if you find three Alabama fans buried up to their necks in cement? Get more cement.

And......The number one Alabama joke of all time is:

1. What do a maggot and an Alabama fan have in common? They can both live off of a dead bear for 20 years.