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GMT: Hump Day Wednesday
Posted on 5/8/19 at 5:08 am
Posted on 5/8/19 at 5:08 am
Mornin’
1912 – Paramount Pictures is founded.
1972 – Vietnam War: U.S. President Richard Nixon announces his order to place naval mines in major North Vietnamese ports in order to stem the flow of weapons and other goods to that nation.
1973 – A 71-day standoff between federal authorities and the American Indian Movement members occupying the Pine Ridge Reservation at Wounded Knee, South Dakota ends with the surrender of the militants.
1976 – The rollercoaster The New Revolution, the first steel coaster with a vertical loop, opens at Six Flags Magic Mountain.
1978 – The first ascent of Mount Everest without supplemental oxygen, by Reinhold Messner and Peter Habeler.
1980 – The World Health Organization confirms the eradication of smallpox.
1988 – A fire at Illinois Bell's Hinsdale Central Office triggers an extended 1AESS network outage once considered to be the "worst telecommunications disaster in US telephone industry history".
Welcome to hell!
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with the devil.
Devil: Why so glum, chum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.
Devil: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Devil: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays That's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab, and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great.
Devil: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it.
Devil: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie - you're already dead, remember?
Guy: Wow. That's awesome.
Devil: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Devil: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow.
Devil: You into drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? I love drugs. You don't mean....
Devil: That's right Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's alright - you're dead, who cares? O.D.!!
Guy: Yowza!! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place.
Devil: You gay?
Guy: No, no way!
Devil: Uh oh you're gonna hate Fridays then...
1912 – Paramount Pictures is founded.
1972 – Vietnam War: U.S. President Richard Nixon announces his order to place naval mines in major North Vietnamese ports in order to stem the flow of weapons and other goods to that nation.
1973 – A 71-day standoff between federal authorities and the American Indian Movement members occupying the Pine Ridge Reservation at Wounded Knee, South Dakota ends with the surrender of the militants.
1976 – The rollercoaster The New Revolution, the first steel coaster with a vertical loop, opens at Six Flags Magic Mountain.
1978 – The first ascent of Mount Everest without supplemental oxygen, by Reinhold Messner and Peter Habeler.
1980 – The World Health Organization confirms the eradication of smallpox.
1988 – A fire at Illinois Bell's Hinsdale Central Office triggers an extended 1AESS network outage once considered to be the "worst telecommunications disaster in US telephone industry history".
Welcome to hell!
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with the devil.
Devil: Why so glum, chum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.
Devil: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Devil: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays That's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab, and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great.
Devil: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it.
Devil: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie - you're already dead, remember?
Guy: Wow. That's awesome.
Devil: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Devil: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow.
Devil: You into drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? I love drugs. You don't mean....
Devil: That's right Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's alright - you're dead, who cares? O.D.!!
Guy: Yowza!! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place.
Devil: You gay?
Guy: No, no way!
Devil: Uh oh you're gonna hate Fridays then...
This post was edited on 5/8/19 at 5:34 am
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Posted on 5/8/19 at 5:12 am to tigerbutt
morning brotha...
Posted on 5/8/19 at 5:15 am to tigerbutt
Mornin’ y’all.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 5:20 am to tigerbutt
Posted on 5/8/19 at 5:26 am to Wally Sparks
Good Morning Everybody 
Posted on 5/8/19 at 5:26 am to tigerbutt
I want this week over with
Posted on 5/8/19 at 5:28 am to tigerbutt
Morning.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 5:30 am to HoustonChick86
Morning people.
People out in Tx is getter their asses wet. 10"-12" of rain.
People out in Tx is getter their asses wet. 10"-12" of rain.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 5:35 am to fishfighter
Mornin’ Fellas. Took forever to find a decent joke this morning. I guess I could have just looked in my pants.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 5:36 am to tigerbutt
Good morning
Slept in until 5:15 this AM
Slept in until 5:15 this AM
Posted on 5/8/19 at 5:37 am to fishfighter
Mornin OT
Posted on 5/8/19 at 5:44 am to tigerbutt
Posted on 5/8/19 at 5:58 am to tigerbutt
Morning
Posted on 5/8/19 at 5:58 am to tigerbutt
Good Humpday Morning Peeps
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
Posted on 5/8/19 at 6:22 am to Bullfrog
Good job, Tb. Hello page 1. Restless night for me.
Good day to you folks.
Good day to you folks.
This post was edited on 5/8/19 at 6:23 am
Posted on 5/8/19 at 6:22 am to tigerbutt
Happy Wednesday OTrs of the GMT.
Morning LCA,Bullfrog,JoePeoitone,B$B,CajunSoldier,HC,Wally Sparks,tigerbutt,Sparty,Lith,Papa.
Hey fish.
Morning LCA,Bullfrog,JoePeoitone,B$B,CajunSoldier,HC,Wally Sparks,tigerbutt,Sparty,Lith,Papa.
Hey fish.
This post was edited on 5/8/19 at 6:26 am
Posted on 5/8/19 at 6:27 am to tidalmouse
Morning Mouser, fish, LCA, sParty,BnB, Lithium, farad, CS225, TT89, Joe & Chickie
Good GMT OP, t-butt
Good GMT OP, t-butt
This post was edited on 5/8/19 at 6:29 am
Posted on 5/8/19 at 6:34 am to Bullfrog
Sup Bro. 
Posted on 5/8/19 at 6:46 am to tigerbutt
Morning y’all
Posted on 5/8/19 at 6:48 am to tidalmouse
Yo Mouser
Getting ready to be getting ready.
Getting ready to be getting ready.
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