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Posted on 9/6/18 at 4:00 am
Posted on 9/6/18 at 4:00 am
Today in History September 6
1522 One of the five ships that set out in Ferdinand Magellan's trip around the world makes it back to Spain. Only 15 of the original 265 men that set out survived. Magellan was killed by natives in the Philippines.
1941 Germany announces that all Jews living in the country will have to begin wearing a Star of David.
1976 A Soviet pilot lands his MIG-25 in Tokyo and asks for political asylum in the United States.
1991 Leningrad, second-largest city in the USSR, is changed to Saint Petersburg, which had been the city's name prior to 1924.
1995 Baltimore Orioles' Cal Ripken Jr. plays in his 2,131st consecutive game, breaking a 56-year MLB record held by Lou Gehrig; in 2007 fans voted this achievement the most memorable moment in MLB history.
1997 Funeral of Diana, Princess of Wales: over 1 million people line London's streets to honor her and 2.5 billion watched the event on TV.
Born on September 6
1958 Jeff Foxworthy, comedian, actor; best known for his comedy routine, "You might be a redneck if . . . ".
Joke of the Day
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
"JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"
The Teacher fainted.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 4:01 am to pioneerbasketball
Good morning to you fine Sir.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 4:02 am to pioneerbasketball
Good morning everybody 
Posted on 9/6/18 at 4:05 am to Hangit
been reading about the largo baby

Posted on 9/6/18 at 4:18 am to Armymann50
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Posted on 9/6/18 at 4:28 am to Armymann50
Mornin' folks. The joke gave me a chuckle with coffee.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 4:30 am to pioneerbasketball
quote:
been reading about the largo baby
Is that the one that the state visited the day before? IF it is they deemed the house to be a drug house and said mom and dad were dangerous.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 4:34 am to Hangit
yes.
the state failed to protect the toddler
the state failed to protect the toddler
Posted on 9/6/18 at 4:52 am to Armymann50
Morning Armymann.
Morning pioneerbball.
Morning pioneerbball.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 4:53 am to Armymann50
quote:
1995 Baltimore Orioles' Cal Ripken Jr. plays in his 2,131st consecutive game, breaking a 56-year MLB record held by Lou Gehrig; in 2007 fans voted this achievement the most memorable moment in MLB history.
I watched the game. Watched his at bat.
GM all! Thursday morning and direct deposit tonight, although working for myself, I’m paying me and I’m a stingy boss!
This post was edited on 9/6/18 at 4:54 am
Posted on 9/6/18 at 5:15 am to lsu31always
Second Good Morning. Ready to get the Flock out of here and go home
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