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GMT - 8/10/22
Posted on 8/10/22 at 4:10 am
Posted on 8/10/22 at 4:10 am
Mawnin y’all 
JOTD
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...
Satan: Why so glum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell!
Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. Are you a drinking man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Satan: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab and colas. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! And we don't worry about getting a hangover because you're dead anyway.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great!
Satan: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it!
Satan: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer no biggie, you're already dead, remember?
Guy: Wow... that's awesome!
Satan: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Satan: Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots. If you go bankrupt... you're dead anyhow. Do you do drugs??
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Satan: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares.
Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!
Satan: You gay?
Guy: No...
Satan: Ooooh You're gonna hate Fridays.
JOTD
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...
Satan: Why so glum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell!
Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. Are you a drinking man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Satan: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab and colas. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! And we don't worry about getting a hangover because you're dead anyway.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great!
Satan: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it!
Satan: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer no biggie, you're already dead, remember?
Guy: Wow... that's awesome!
Satan: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Satan: Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots. If you go bankrupt... you're dead anyhow. Do you do drugs??
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Satan: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares.
Guy: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!
Satan: You gay?
Guy: No...
Satan: Ooooh You're gonna hate Fridays.
This post was edited on 8/10/22 at 4:19 am
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Posted on 8/10/22 at 4:16 am to LSUtoBOOT
Good morning to all. I-4 by Disney is still clear. Horace is clear. The little traffic girl has been replaced by a biggun. 
Let's coffee.
RIP. Woke Disney traded her for 230 Gertie.
Let's coffee.
RIP. Woke Disney traded her for 230 Gertie.
This post was edited on 8/10/22 at 4:27 am
Posted on 8/10/22 at 4:20 am to LSUtoBOOT
Morning everyone. Summer to me is just flying by. Almost a couple weeks left until CFB kicks off 
Posted on 8/10/22 at 4:29 am to LSUtoBOOT
Mornin OT
Posted on 8/10/22 at 5:17 am to LSUtoBOOT
Good morning
Posted on 8/10/22 at 5:19 am to LSUtoBOOT
Posted on 8/10/22 at 5:29 am to LSUtoBOOT
Posted on 8/10/22 at 5:55 am to LSUtoBOOT
Mornin
Posted on 8/10/22 at 6:07 am to LSUtoBOOT
morning gang...
Posted on 8/10/22 at 6:15 am to LSUtoBOOT
Mornin' people.
Posted on 8/10/22 at 6:19 am to LSUtoBOOT
Back to school for the kids today
Posted on 8/10/22 at 6:27 am to LSUtoBOOT
Good Morning, GMTers!!
Posted on 8/10/22 at 6:39 am to LSUtoBOOT
Morning
Posted on 8/10/22 at 7:32 am to LSUtoBOOT
Posted on 8/10/22 at 7:56 am to Papa Tigah
w1
Posted on 8/10/22 at 7:57 am to LSUtoBOOT
That's nice to wake up to.
Posted on 8/10/22 at 8:21 am to Horsemeat
Good Morning Everybody
Posted on 8/10/22 at 8:24 am to Lithium
Morning all
Posted on 8/10/22 at 8:25 am to dyslexiateechur
c1
Posted on 8/10/22 at 8:27 am to Deep Purple Haze
Morning Teech, Haze
coc1
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