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re: Give me your best Boudreaux/Thibodeaux joke
Posted on 5/29/22 at 9:16 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Posted on 5/29/22 at 9:16 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Boudreaux worked at the sawmill.
One day he was guiding a tree plank into the saw and slipped.
He tried to stop his fall with his hands, but both hands landed through the big saw.
He was rushed to the hospital. The doc said with modern surgery we can
sew your fingers back on. Where are your fingers, Boudreaux?
Doc, how was I supposed to PICK dem up?
One day he was guiding a tree plank into the saw and slipped.
He tried to stop his fall with his hands, but both hands landed through the big saw.
He was rushed to the hospital. The doc said with modern surgery we can
sew your fingers back on. Where are your fingers, Boudreaux?
Doc, how was I supposed to PICK dem up?
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Posted on 5/29/22 at 9:22 pm to 3Son
Terrible
Posted on 5/29/22 at 9:40 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were talking one afternoon and Boudreax said "Hey Thib what you givin' up for Lent?" Thib says "Bou, you won' believe dis but I gave up dat sex yeah" Boudreaux says, "man how you gon' do dat"? Thib says "It ain't easy, I done slipped up once. Ole Collette was looking for sumptin to make for supper. She was bent over dat freezer yeah and man dat sex just welled up in me and I couldn't help myself!" Boudreaux, "Man Thib, dat ain't good, dey gon' throw you out da church". Thib says "man I know it yeah, dey done thrown us out da Piggly Wiggly"
Posted on 5/29/22 at 10:29 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Thibodeaux & his BIL Boudreaux were hunting, Fontenot pulls up yelling “Thib, your wife Clotile is in labor baw, I’m here to bring u to the UMC! “
Thib didn’t want da Rona, so he sent Boudreaux check on Jolie at the UMC.
Boudreaux calls Thib from the UMC…he said…Thib I got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is Jolie is pissed you didn’t come to da UMC . Good news is baby Jesus bless you with twins! Jolie was knocked out, so I named ‘em!
The girl I named her DeNise.
The boy I named him DeNephew.
Thib didn’t want da Rona, so he sent Boudreaux check on Jolie at the UMC.
Boudreaux calls Thib from the UMC…he said…Thib I got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is Jolie is pissed you didn’t come to da UMC . Good news is baby Jesus bless you with twins! Jolie was knocked out, so I named ‘em!
The girl I named her DeNise.
The boy I named him DeNephew.
Posted on 5/30/22 at 6:21 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Thibodeaux was driving his truck down Main Street in Loreauville and noticed and noticed the nude Boudreaux standing in front of the Texaco gas station at nine o'clock in the evening.
He said "Boudreaux, you couyon, how do you explain you being in the altogeter in the middle of de town?"
Boudreaux replied. "Me and Sostan was invited to Coozan Marie's house in Coteau Holmes for a gumbo. Several young girls from de UL and us were drinking beer and one of them said 'lets all get naked and go to town.'
Me, I must be de first to arrive."
He said "Boudreaux, you couyon, how do you explain you being in the altogeter in the middle of de town?"
Boudreaux replied. "Me and Sostan was invited to Coozan Marie's house in Coteau Holmes for a gumbo. Several young girls from de UL and us were drinking beer and one of them said 'lets all get naked and go to town.'
Me, I must be de first to arrive."
Posted on 5/30/22 at 7:16 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Boudreaux and Thibadeaux at the LSU vs Georgia game in Tiger Stadium. Boudreaux sees Uga licking his balls on the UGA sideline. Tells Thibadeaux man look at that! I sure wish I could do that. Thibadeaux says mannnnnn that dog would bite youuuu
Posted on 5/30/22 at 7:46 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Thibodeaux owned a gas station but business was kinda slow, so he decided to run a contest. Purchase 8 gallons or more and win a chance for free sex.
Well Boudreaux saw this and pulled right in. He bought 8 gallons and went inside the station. He asked Thibodeaux "Now what?" Thibodeaux said "Now you have to guess the number of the day one through 10 to win free sex." Boudreaux guessed "six!" and Thibodeaux responded, "Mais, no, uhh, it was five, yeah five." Boudreaux left disappointed.
A few days later Boudreaux shows up again, buys 8 gallons and goes in and guesses "3!" and Thibodeaux responded "No, dis time it was uhhh, 7."
This went on for a few more purchases then one day Boudreaux shows up, buys the 8 gallons and heads inside. He tells Thibodeaux, "Mais, dis time I got it baw, EIGHT!" Thibodeaux responds "Sorry, it was 2, yeah 2." Now Boudreaux is suspicious and says, "You know what Thibodeaux, I don't tink this here contest is real, it's fake!" Thibodeaux, perturbed at this point says "Fake? Fake? Boudreaux whatchu talking about, your wife won three times last week!"
Well Boudreaux saw this and pulled right in. He bought 8 gallons and went inside the station. He asked Thibodeaux "Now what?" Thibodeaux said "Now you have to guess the number of the day one through 10 to win free sex." Boudreaux guessed "six!" and Thibodeaux responded, "Mais, no, uhh, it was five, yeah five." Boudreaux left disappointed.
A few days later Boudreaux shows up again, buys 8 gallons and goes in and guesses "3!" and Thibodeaux responded "No, dis time it was uhhh, 7."
This went on for a few more purchases then one day Boudreaux shows up, buys the 8 gallons and heads inside. He tells Thibodeaux, "Mais, dis time I got it baw, EIGHT!" Thibodeaux responds "Sorry, it was 2, yeah 2." Now Boudreaux is suspicious and says, "You know what Thibodeaux, I don't tink this here contest is real, it's fake!" Thibodeaux, perturbed at this point says "Fake? Fake? Boudreaux whatchu talking about, your wife won three times last week!"
This post was edited on 5/30/22 at 7:51 am
Posted on 5/30/22 at 9:24 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Jobs were scarce in Louisiana, so Boudreaux and Thibodeaux decided to go to New York looking for work. They went to an employment agency for interviews. In Boudreaux's interview, the interviewer asked, "What kind of work do you do, Mr. Boudreaux?"
Boudreaux replied, "I'm a pilot."
The interviewer said, "Oh, Mr. Boudreaux, we can definitely find you a job. Go into the next room and fill out your paperwork."
In Thibodeaux's interview, the interviewer asked, "What kind of work do you do, Mr. Thibodeaux?"
Thibodeaux answered, "I cut sugar cane."
The interviewer replied, "There's no sugar cane up here. I don't think we can find you a job."
Thibodeaux said, "But you had a job for Boudreaux, so you have to have a job for me."
The interviewer replies, "But, Mr. Boudreaux is a pilot."
Thibodeaux said, "That's right! I cut it and he piles it."
Boudreaux replied, "I'm a pilot."
The interviewer said, "Oh, Mr. Boudreaux, we can definitely find you a job. Go into the next room and fill out your paperwork."
In Thibodeaux's interview, the interviewer asked, "What kind of work do you do, Mr. Thibodeaux?"
Thibodeaux answered, "I cut sugar cane."
The interviewer replied, "There's no sugar cane up here. I don't think we can find you a job."
Thibodeaux said, "But you had a job for Boudreaux, so you have to have a job for me."
The interviewer replies, "But, Mr. Boudreaux is a pilot."
Thibodeaux said, "That's right! I cut it and he piles it."
Posted on 5/30/22 at 9:38 am to jctiger73
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux got jobs at the new zoo in Mamou, because Thibodeaux is smart he got the job as manager, Boudreaux? well, his job was cleaning out the cages, two elderly ladies were at the zoo one day and axed Boudreaux what the difference between the African porcupine and the North American porcupine is, he said, "well, de prick of the North American porcupine is about dis big(held his hands about 6" apart, and the prick of the African is about dis big(held his hands about 10" apart,) the old ladies gasped in horror and were mortified, they went straight to Thibodeaux's office to lodge a complaint, after they told him what happened Thibodeaux said, "ladies, I have to ask you to forgive old Boudreaux, he's a little bit cone-tree, what he should have said was that the quill of the North American porcupine is about 6" and the quill of the African porcupine is about 10," de prick? dere bout the same size
Posted on 5/30/22 at 11:45 am to 777Tiger
Ole Boudreaux and Thibodeaux decide to go fishing one day. It’s the middle of summer and boy is it hot. It’s about mid day and ole Thibodeaux pulls out his lunch. It’s a brown paper bag with a warm soggy ham sandwich. Barely edible from the heat of the bayou cooking it up all day. Boudreaux looks at it and shakes his head. “Mm Mm Mm. Man shoot. What a shame. You shoulda gotten yo self one of dees” and he pulls out a big metal container.
“Ay man what dat is?” Asks Thibodeaux
“Dis right here. Well dis is what people call a Thermos”
“A Thermos? What it do?”
“Boy dis here Thermos is amazing. It’ll keep your hot things hot. And it’ll keep your cold things cold!”
“So what you got in it?”
“Shoot man inside a here? I got 2 scoops of ice cream. And 2 cups gumbo.”
“Ay man what dat is?” Asks Thibodeaux
“Dis right here. Well dis is what people call a Thermos”
“A Thermos? What it do?”
“Boy dis here Thermos is amazing. It’ll keep your hot things hot. And it’ll keep your cold things cold!”
“So what you got in it?”
“Shoot man inside a here? I got 2 scoops of ice cream. And 2 cups gumbo.”
This post was edited on 5/30/22 at 11:47 am
Posted on 5/30/22 at 1:35 pm to 777Tiger
This is great!
Posted on 5/30/22 at 2:24 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
This is the last Boudreaux and Thibodeaux joke, sadly.
Early this year Boudreaux passed away, being an old Navy man, he wanted to be buried at sea.
Thibodeaux, he said he would see to it that this happened, but he died trying to dig the grave.
Early this year Boudreaux passed away, being an old Navy man, he wanted to be buried at sea.
Thibodeaux, he said he would see to it that this happened, but he died trying to dig the grave.
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