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re: Give me your best Boudreaux/Thibodeaux joke
Posted on 5/29/22 at 2:54 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Posted on 5/29/22 at 2:54 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
What about Poo Poo Broussard jokes?
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Posted on 5/29/22 at 3:21 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Boudreaux had an old mule that refused to drink water, he knew it would die soon if it wouldn’t drink. So he call up ol Thibs to hep. They lead the old mule to he edge of a pond, Boudreaux told Thibs, “Nah Thibs, ima get on his neck and hold his head in tha wata, you go back and suck on his rear end and suck dat wata up Inim. Ima make em drank, me.” “OK”, say Thibs. So they get to it and right quick ol Thibs hollers out while spitting: “Quick, Boudreaux, git off his neck cher, you got his head far down in the mud!!!”
Posted on 5/29/22 at 3:28 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Boudreaux and Thibodeau said frick yourself
Posted on 5/29/22 at 3:34 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Boudreaux & Thibodeaux were talking one afternoon, and Boudreaux tells Thibodeaux, "You know, I tink I'm ready for a little vacation. But dis year I wants to do sumting different. De las' few years, I took your suggestions about where to go. Three years ago you said I should go to Hawaii, an' I did an' Marie got pregnant. De next year you said to go to de Bahamas. Marie got pregnant again. And last year you told me to go to Tahiti. Sure enough, Marie got pregnant again. Dis year I wants to to someplace cheaper so I can bring her wid me !"
Posted on 5/29/22 at 3:42 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Little Bourdroux and little Thibodeaux woke up early one morning and decided they were going to each use a cuss word at the breakfast table. Bourdreaux said I'll say frick, and Thibodeaux said I'll say arse.
They get to the breakfast table and momma asks Bourdreaux what he wants for breakfast. "I wan't some frickin' eggs momma"
Momma slapped the shite out of him and he fell to the floor screaming, and he ran crying to his room.
Momma said Thibodeaux, what do you want for breakfast?
"I don't know, but you can bet your sweet arse I don't want none of those frickin' eggs"
They get to the breakfast table and momma asks Bourdreaux what he wants for breakfast. "I wan't some frickin' eggs momma"
Momma slapped the shite out of him and he fell to the floor screaming, and he ran crying to his room.
Momma said Thibodeaux, what do you want for breakfast?
"I don't know, but you can bet your sweet arse I don't want none of those frickin' eggs"
Posted on 5/29/22 at 3:57 pm to BabyTac
Boudreaux was talking to Thibodeaux about how after 40 years of marriage Mrs Boudreaux could still turn him on.
Boudreaux: Yeah Thibodeaux, the other night she was getting us some of dat ice cream out da freezer and when she bent over in dat flower covered house coat it was all I could do to not bust my arse as I rushed on over dere and pulled up dat gown, and laid somma dis cajun pipe to her ya know.
Thibodeaux: Boyyee! I bet you liked dat huh! Did she like it too?
Boudreaux: Awwww boy she loved it too!! Just one little problem doe.
Thibodeaux: What's dat Boudreaux?
Boudreaux: We not allowed back in Rouse's for six months.
Boudreaux: Yeah Thibodeaux, the other night she was getting us some of dat ice cream out da freezer and when she bent over in dat flower covered house coat it was all I could do to not bust my arse as I rushed on over dere and pulled up dat gown, and laid somma dis cajun pipe to her ya know.
Thibodeaux: Boyyee! I bet you liked dat huh! Did she like it too?
Boudreaux: Awwww boy she loved it too!! Just one little problem doe.
Thibodeaux: What's dat Boudreaux?
Boudreaux: We not allowed back in Rouse's for six months.
Posted on 5/29/22 at 5:01 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Thibodeaux & his son T-boy went see Boudreaux at Ray Chevrolet in Abbeville to do a lil test drive.
At the lot, T-boy sees two dogs “doin it” and asks “dad what they doing?”Thib covers T-boys eyes & says “don’t look son, they frying fish.”
Thib & T-boy left, than toured the islands…. Cow Island, Forked Island, and yes even Peacn island.
Heading home, T-boy sees two ducks “doin it” and asks “dad what they doing? “Thib covers T-boys eyes & says “don’t look son, they frying fish.”
They get home & go to bed.
Next morning T-boy says, “mom, did you & daddy fry fish last night?” Ms. Thib said “no, why you ask. “ T-boy replied “ cause you have tarter sauce all over your face”.
At the lot, T-boy sees two dogs “doin it” and asks “dad what they doing?”Thib covers T-boys eyes & says “don’t look son, they frying fish.”
Thib & T-boy left, than toured the islands…. Cow Island, Forked Island, and yes even Peacn island.
Heading home, T-boy sees two ducks “doin it” and asks “dad what they doing? “Thib covers T-boys eyes & says “don’t look son, they frying fish.”
They get home & go to bed.
Next morning T-boy says, “mom, did you & daddy fry fish last night?” Ms. Thib said “no, why you ask. “ T-boy replied “ cause you have tarter sauce all over your face”.
Posted on 5/29/22 at 5:20 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Thibodeaux & Boudreaux were goin to the LSU football game. With gas being so high, they went on Thib’s favorite horse. A lot of beers and a lot of hours later, they get to Tiger stadium and get down.
After da Tigers win, they drunk and ready to head out. Thib sees Boudreaux go to every horse and lift its tail????
Thib asks Boudreaux why he’s doing that …. Boudreaux replies “ I couldn’t find our horse, and on the way here people was pointing and saying look at those 2 assholes on that horse”.
After da Tigers win, they drunk and ready to head out. Thib sees Boudreaux go to every horse and lift its tail????
Thib asks Boudreaux why he’s doing that …. Boudreaux replies “ I couldn’t find our horse, and on the way here people was pointing and saying look at those 2 assholes on that horse”.
Posted on 5/29/22 at 5:31 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were dining at a sports bar in Houston last year after the Astros game. They noticed a woman at the bar violently chocking over a plate of Buffalo wings. They immediately rushed to her aid.
Thibodeaux lifted her off the barstool, pulled her pants to her ankles, and bent her over. Boudreaux swiped his tongue over her gluteal area. The woman let lot a loud scream at the same time a chicken bone flew from a throat like a missal.
Afterward they returned to their table and resumed their meal. Thibodeaux remarked "Boo, mais this is the second time that we have saved the day, yeah. It is a good thing that we know the hiney-lick maneuver!"
Thibodeaux lifted her off the barstool, pulled her pants to her ankles, and bent her over. Boudreaux swiped his tongue over her gluteal area. The woman let lot a loud scream at the same time a chicken bone flew from a throat like a missal.
Afterward they returned to their table and resumed their meal. Thibodeaux remarked "Boo, mais this is the second time that we have saved the day, yeah. It is a good thing that we know the hiney-lick maneuver!"
Posted on 5/29/22 at 5:43 pm to Chief Hinge
Thibodeaux & Boudreaux are playing trains. The train goes around the track slowly, than stops at the station. Thibodeaux yells “All you MFers getting off get off. All you MFers getting on, get on.”
Thibodeaux’s mom hears and is big mad. She sends Boudreaux home, and told Thib he was punished for 30 minutes. When punishment was over, he starts the train around the track a bit faster, and stops at the station. Thibodeaux again yells “ All you MFers getting off get off. All you MFers getting on, get on.”
Ms. Thib hears again l, and she is livid! Thib is now punished for an hour…
After an hour, Thib restarts the train l. The train is now traveling around the track as fast as possible, and than stops at the station.
Thib yells “ all you MFers getting off get off. All you MFers getting on, get on. Any complaints about the delay ….take it up with the bitch in the kitchen”.
Thibodeaux’s mom hears and is big mad. She sends Boudreaux home, and told Thib he was punished for 30 minutes. When punishment was over, he starts the train around the track a bit faster, and stops at the station. Thibodeaux again yells “ All you MFers getting off get off. All you MFers getting on, get on.”
Ms. Thib hears again l, and she is livid! Thib is now punished for an hour…
After an hour, Thib restarts the train l. The train is now traveling around the track as fast as possible, and than stops at the station.
Thib yells “ all you MFers getting off get off. All you MFers getting on, get on. Any complaints about the delay ….take it up with the bitch in the kitchen”.
Posted on 5/29/22 at 6:12 pm to Byeugrl
Thibodeaux and his wife Marie decide to spice things up one night by going for a drive and finding a spot to park like they did when they first started dating.
While driving, a family of skunks ran across the road and Thibodeaux hit one.
Thibodeaux felt bad and grabbed the baby skunk to take it to the vet.
“Marie, hold him in your lap.”
“Thibodeaux, what about the smell?”
Thibodeaux replied, “hold his little nose.”
While driving, a family of skunks ran across the road and Thibodeaux hit one.
Thibodeaux felt bad and grabbed the baby skunk to take it to the vet.
“Marie, hold him in your lap.”
“Thibodeaux, what about the smell?”
Thibodeaux replied, “hold his little nose.”
Posted on 5/29/22 at 6:25 pm to Basura Blanco
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were getting a little wasted in a bar and started an argument over whose wife was the ugliest. Boudreaux says I bet you 5 bucks Clotile is more uglier than yo wife. Thibodeaux says ok, prove it. So they go to Boudreaux's house, walk in the kitchen, and Boudreaux pulls the table aside, slides the rug over, raises a trap door and calls for Clotile to come up....she asks if he wants her to put a bag over her head. He says, no hon, I don't wants to make love, I just wanta shows you to somebody.
Posted on 5/29/22 at 6:42 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
That might be the worst I've ever heard.
Posted on 5/29/22 at 6:45 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
boo and thib lived across the bayou from clarence and hated him. they'd always yell "clarence if we could get across this bayou we'd come over there and whoop your arse!" and clarence would reply "come on widdit i wish y'all would id whoop YALLS arse"
one day boo and thib hear that they just finished building a bridge across the bayou and boo says "hell yeah thib lets go whoop clarence's arse!" when they get to the bridge they see a sign that says CLEARANCE 10'6"
boo looks at thib and says "frick that lets go home!"
one day boo and thib hear that they just finished building a bridge across the bayou and boo says "hell yeah thib lets go whoop clarence's arse!" when they get to the bridge they see a sign that says CLEARANCE 10'6"
boo looks at thib and says "frick that lets go home!"
This post was edited on 5/29/22 at 6:46 pm
Posted on 5/29/22 at 6:53 pm to geauxjuice
Bravo! I laughed out loud.
Posted on 5/29/22 at 6:55 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
B N T were driving down a country road drinking beer. They see a bull that somehow got his head stuck in a gate and couldn't get move or get out. Boudreaux says "Thib, pull over, I'm really horny and have an idea"
Thib pulls over and Boudreaux jumps out, pulls down his pants, and goes to town, fricking the bull in the arse.
Boudreaux yells, "Thibodaux, come on, you wanna have some fun too?"
Thibodaux says "sure, but I'm not sure how I can get my head in the gate"
Thib pulls over and Boudreaux jumps out, pulls down his pants, and goes to town, fricking the bull in the arse.
Boudreaux yells, "Thibodaux, come on, you wanna have some fun too?"
Thibodaux says "sure, but I'm not sure how I can get my head in the gate"
This post was edited on 5/29/22 at 7:08 pm
Posted on 5/29/22 at 7:09 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were sittin at the bar one night and Boudreaux says "Thib, I am tired of being poor. I hear they are hiring down at the BP Oil Spill."
So the next morning they got up and rode down to the hiring place and there was alreay a long line. When it became their turn and they got to the desk the HR lady asked "What's your name and what's your skills?"
Boudreaux looks her in the eye and says "I'm Boudreaux and this is Thibodeaux and we are great outdoorsmen."
So the HR lady shuffles through her papers and pulls one out and says "Here's one for you." and hands the paper to a supervisor tells them to go with him and he will show them the job.
The Supv loads them up in a big side by side and they drive down a long gravel road into the marsh and come upon a big fenced in pen of pelicans that had oil all over them. Supv tells them to get out and "to clean them pelicans and he will come back around in a couple hours to check on them."
The Supv makes round and comes back and sees Boudreaux and Thibodeaux sitting on a couple big 90 qt igloo coolers and they are just dirty as can be, hot, and sweaty." Boudreaux says "Well boss man, it is hard work but we got about 50 of em gutted and plucked and in the coolers...."
They got fired.
So the next morning they got up and rode down to the hiring place and there was alreay a long line. When it became their turn and they got to the desk the HR lady asked "What's your name and what's your skills?"
Boudreaux looks her in the eye and says "I'm Boudreaux and this is Thibodeaux and we are great outdoorsmen."
So the HR lady shuffles through her papers and pulls one out and says "Here's one for you." and hands the paper to a supervisor tells them to go with him and he will show them the job.
The Supv loads them up in a big side by side and they drive down a long gravel road into the marsh and come upon a big fenced in pen of pelicans that had oil all over them. Supv tells them to get out and "to clean them pelicans and he will come back around in a couple hours to check on them."
The Supv makes round and comes back and sees Boudreaux and Thibodeaux sitting on a couple big 90 qt igloo coolers and they are just dirty as can be, hot, and sweaty." Boudreaux says "Well boss man, it is hard work but we got about 50 of em gutted and plucked and in the coolers...."
They got fired.
Posted on 5/29/22 at 7:55 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were working high up on an electrical tower when Thibodeaux fell off and was killed.
Boudreaux and the rest of the crew debated who was going to tell Thibodeaux‘s wife. Boudreaux finally volunteered that he would do it. He went off and came back about an hour later with a case of beer. The crew asked what he was doing with the beer - that he was supposed to talk to Thibodaux’s wife. He said he did:
When she answered the door, she said “Boudreaux, you’re supposed to be working with Thibodeaux… What are you doing here?”
He replied: “I bet you a case of beer you can’t guess why.”
Boudreaux and the rest of the crew debated who was going to tell Thibodeaux‘s wife. Boudreaux finally volunteered that he would do it. He went off and came back about an hour later with a case of beer. The crew asked what he was doing with the beer - that he was supposed to talk to Thibodaux’s wife. He said he did:
When she answered the door, she said “Boudreaux, you’re supposed to be working with Thibodeaux… What are you doing here?”
He replied: “I bet you a case of beer you can’t guess why.”
Posted on 5/29/22 at 8:17 pm to BabyTac
quote:
What about Poo Poo Broussard jokes?
She say Poo Poo I wanna French kiss you open mout like dat.
I said you crazy go shave ya beard first
Posted on 5/29/22 at 8:19 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Boudreaux woke up one morning to find Marie packing her bags. "Where the heck are you going?" demanded Boudreaux. Marie replied, "You know all this free sex I've been giving you all these years? Well I just found out I can get $200 a shot for it out in Las Vegas." With that Boudreaux jumped out of bed and began packing HIS bags, too. "Where do you think you're going?" demanded Marie. "I want to see jus' how de hell you gonna be able to live on $400 a year!"
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