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Posted on 4/19/17 at 3:28 pm to dbeck
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I know the perfect guy for her...
I do too.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 3:31 pm to tke857
She's able to be light hearted and poke fun at herself
That's a great trait
That's a great trait
Posted on 4/19/17 at 3:31 pm to bbrownso
quote:
Two words came to mind:
Jodi Arias
If she let me throw tobblerones at her post blowie I am in
Posted on 4/19/17 at 3:32 pm to tke857
Damn! She seems like a fun girl and she's got a little nerdy kinda look that is kinda hot.
Definitely would!
However, I believe that here "crush" is the fake part.
Definitely would!
However, I believe that here "crush" is the fake part.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 3:35 pm to madmaxvol
Guys again not saying don't mess with it. I bet she is freaky. You can have fun with crazy girls just don't screw up. Kind of like a fat chick or riding a motor scooter. Real fun until you get caught. Just kind of the opposite this girl real down right crazy. Do not give out your real identity to her. Just take precautions and I am not talking rubbers.
Never let her know where you live. Again, find a distance once in a blue moon friend and act like you live at his place.
Use a fake ID with a fake name incase she goes through your wallet.
If she wants to meet your parents have her meet some of your older stoner friends who can act like your parents.
Use prepaid phone and chunk it afterwards
If she catches you out after you Find, F, and get tired of her and flee say that is your twin brother who is a prick. You don't get along with him and do not know where he lives.
If you take these precautions you too can mess with a mediocre while extremely fun in bed crazy chick until you flee.
Never let her know where you live. Again, find a distance once in a blue moon friend and act like you live at his place.
Use a fake ID with a fake name incase she goes through your wallet.
If she wants to meet your parents have her meet some of your older stoner friends who can act like your parents.
Use prepaid phone and chunk it afterwards
If she catches you out after you Find, F, and get tired of her and flee say that is your twin brother who is a prick. You don't get along with him and do not know where he lives.
If you take these precautions you too can mess with a mediocre while extremely fun in bed crazy chick until you flee.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 3:36 pm to tke857
Carter's missing out on a emorable experience, I'd wager.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 3:37 pm to tke857
I wish I had a girl that looked this good pursue me 1/10 as hard.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 3:37 pm to tke857
She's gonna have every officer in the US military after her.
DEM POWERPOINT SKILLZ!!!
DEM POWERPOINT SKILLZ!!!
Posted on 4/19/17 at 3:39 pm to Rockbrc
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Carter's missing out on a emorable experience, I'd wager.
Carter's name is Carter. He's a tool.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 3:41 pm to Centinel
Lmao
So true
So true
Posted on 4/19/17 at 3:41 pm to tke857
If real, that's impressive as frick.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 3:43 pm to MontyFranklyn
quote:Application Approved!!!
Probably likes girls too.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 3:44 pm to JBeam
So five pages in and no one has pieced together that her and her "crush" are dating and that this was just a gag?
Posted on 4/19/17 at 3:47 pm to tke857
I'd take her in a heartbeat and start a second family. Looks like she has some decent genes.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 4:01 pm to AwesomeSauce
It's been pointed out that it's a pretty obvious goof several times, but you have your usual try hards.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 4:04 pm to tke857
Def whi
Posted on 4/19/17 at 4:09 pm to lsucoonass
quote:Agreed.
She's able to be light hearted and poke fun at herself
That's a great trait
Looking at her Twitter for like 2 minutes though, and I think she's like super quirky, and that shite would get annoying really quickly.
Also, on the aforementioned DDs...they're not that, but they do look sneaky big. I'm a fan.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 4:15 pm to SidewalkDawg
quote:
quote:
Girl sends a guy a powerpoint on why he should date her....
If she had included a graph of sexual position preferences, frequency of performed-to-completion sex acts, and depth of gag reflex measurement she'd probably get more bites.
That would be R, not Powerpoint. So she's not a stats major.
Posted on 4/19/17 at 4:16 pm to tke857
Actually pretty funny.
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