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Girl from Hammond is working with NASA to be the First Human to go to Mars

Posted on 7/6/18 at 9:21 am
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
50810 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 9:21 am
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For one American teenager, Alyssa Carson (pictured), based in Hammond, Louisiana, seeing images of spacefaring cartoon characters prompted a lifelong obsession. This image is taken from her website, set up to promote her efforts to visit Mars and interact with her peers






Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
3205 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 9:23 am to
She does know that there aren't any frogs to gig on Mars, right?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166246 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 9:24 am to
that's some complicated daddy issues there.
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
61913 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 9:25 am to
Who was the first person to Uranus?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65881 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 9:26 am to
Hammond is so bad she's willing to go to Mars to get away?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166246 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 9:28 am to
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and interact with her peers




Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 9:30 am to
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She does know that there aren't any frogs to gig on Mars, right?


mission: aborted!
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90583 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 9:34 am to
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Hammond



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go to Mars


An upgrade IMO
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 9:34 am to
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her efforts to visit Mars and interact with her peers
are her peers Martians?

There is absolutely no way that girl is psychologically prepared to handle that trip, living on Mars, or going to be able to withstand the training it would take.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 9:38 am to
Will takes more years to prepare for such a mission
Posted by NotGrammarKnotsi
Member since Jan 2018
314 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 9:39 am to
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There is absolutely no way that girl is psychologically prepared to handle that trip, living on Mars, or going to be able to withstand the training it would take.



really going to suck when she fails out of this part 10 or so years from now after she has spent so much time being told how perfect she will be
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
50810 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 9:40 am to
Give it a few years, her arse might be out of this world
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
38970 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 9:46 am to
She needs a basic science phd at least, or to become military pilot...something. She just go to camps. Air Force academy would be a good start.
Posted by theCrusher
Slidell
Member since Nov 2007
1132 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 9:57 am to
Do you think she's mature enough to comprehend it's a one way mission?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166246 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 10:01 am to
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There is absolutely no way that girl is psychologically prepared to handle that trip, living on Mars, or going to be able to withstand the training it would take.


Dude she's probably watched interstellar like 90 times.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98181 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 10:01 am to
The OT, crushing the dreams of America's youth since 2018.
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19351 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 10:03 am to
Looks like she originated from Mars. She's just going home
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 10:05 am to
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The OT, crushing the dreams of America's youth since 2018.


it's what we do
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 10:05 am to
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The OT, crushing the dreams of America's youth since 2018.


more like..mid 2000s.

We've been putting in work for a while.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166246 posts
Posted on 7/6/18 at 10:07 am to
girl raises a rat in her chest drawer- Glorified, Legendary status instantly.
girl wants to go to mars and explore space- Crushed and Ridiculed
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