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re: G.I. Karen

Posted on 4/19/25 at 6:37 pm to
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
9591 posts
Posted on 4/19/25 at 6:37 pm to
quote:

Without making a joke about sandwiches or sex, name one tangible battlefield advantage it would give a SEAL team to have her with them.

She makes killer oatmeal chocolate chips.
Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
3106 posts
Posted on 4/19/25 at 7:51 pm to
That's a dude, isn't it?
Posted by not Jack
Texas
Member since Jan 2018
494 posts
Posted on 4/19/25 at 8:46 pm to
quote:

Without making a joke about sandwiches or sex, name one tangible battlefield advantage it would give a SEAL team to have her with them.


Laundry?
Posted by vl100butch
Ridgeland, MS
Member since Sep 2005
37015 posts
Posted on 4/19/25 at 8:51 pm to
She's too old and even though she got out of the DUI, it's a major black mark...
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134493 posts
Posted on 4/19/25 at 8:56 pm to



So was her plan to make contact with the enemy and ask to speak to their manager?


Complain to HR about the enemy's behavior?
Posted by eitek1
Member since Jun 2011
2825 posts
Posted on 4/19/25 at 8:59 pm to
Great but if she washes out, she still has to complete her enlistment and she gets assigned wherever the Navy needs her. I think it’s the same way for everyone that isn’t her, so she should be fine with that.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134493 posts
Posted on 4/19/25 at 8:59 pm to
quote:

Yes a 40 year old woman with a DUI and no previous military experience is gonna become a SEAL officer



Hell, apparently they are "astronauts" for spending a few minutes taking selfies in a self-flying dildo.
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Member since Jul 2018
7968 posts
Posted on 4/19/25 at 10:19 pm to
quote:

Without making a joke about sandwiches or sex, name one tangible battlefield advantage it would give a SEAL team to have her with them.


I have had stress literally sucked out of my body through the end of my penis before.
Posted by Farmtiger
West "By God" Monroe
Member since Dec 2003
2987 posts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 6:42 am to
That's a man!!
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
91708 posts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 9:04 am to
quote:

even though she got out of the DUI


used to be an automatic DQ, who knows these days?
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79766 posts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 9:12 am to
quote:

, so that there may be a second, and a third, and an infinitesimal many more female candidates
Wait, what?
Posted by ruzil
WNC
Member since Feb 2012
18358 posts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 9:17 am to


So, Seals take botox now?!

Cool
Posted by andouille
A table near a waiter.
Member since Dec 2004
11525 posts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 9:36 am to
She wants to be a seal? Let's see her balance a beach ball on her nose like a real seal.
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
34804 posts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 9:36 am to
Pull ups have been the downfall of nearly every female trying to pass BUDs pre qual.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 10:59 am to
We need to ban all women from joining any military force.

Our strongest women are weaker than all counties male soldiers dispite the feminist movement. We need to send our best soldiers to any military engagement or conflict.

End the military wokeness.
Posted by speedybaw
Member since Apr 2025
358 posts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 11:17 am to
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12554 posts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

G.I. Karen


I came here clicking to see if this was Karen on Grand Isle.

Anyone else as disappointed?
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
55847 posts
Posted on 4/20/25 at 1:05 pm to
AWOL for 2 years? To the brig. Case dismissed.
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