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GF finds dating app, then buys samurai sword
Posted on 10/16/18 at 7:51 am
Posted on 10/16/18 at 7:51 am
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sorry DavidtheGnome
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“I was able to wing chun my way to survival,”
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“I was just so proud for beating this samurai wannabe crazy lady with hate in her heart,” the 29-year-old told the Oregonian/OregonLive. “I’ve been preparing my whole life for something like this.”
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Doctors were able to reattach Lovell’s fingers where they were nearly hacked off at the base. He also suffered wounds to his feet, legs, torso, neck and head.
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“The feeling I had when I won the fight with my bare hands is just absolutely the best feeling,” Lovell boasted this week from the hospital. “I’ve played all the sports, won big games, landed some decent tricks on my snowboard. This was better.”
sorry DavidtheGnome
This post was edited on 10/16/18 at 7:52 am
Posted on 10/16/18 at 7:55 am to Ed Osteen
You skipped the best quotes in the article. But, in fairness, that article is full of good stuff. An OT'er had to have written this.
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With her boyfriend finally asleep, Emily Javier reached for the samurai sword she had secretly taped earlier to the side of the bed.
According to an affidavit filed by police, the room was dark, and she sparked her phone to see better. To aim better. Below snoozed Alex Lovell. He played too many videos games, Javier would later explain to the police, and now he was cheating on her, she claimed.
She knew the signs. Tinder on his phone. Scratches across his back. A girl’s hair in their shower drain. In the weak phone glow, Javier allegedly started hacking. Lovell woke to his girlfriend of two years attacking him with a sword, police say. Survival instincts — mainly martial arts training and all the kung fu films he had watched — clicked in.
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lex Lovell — known as “Biggie” in his local gamer scene — is an avid player of “PlayerUnknown’s Battleground,” a multiplayer online fighting game. As he told the Oregonian/OregonLive, Lovell has been recently logging 12 to 13 hours a day playing the game. The regimen also required “exercises for his hands, wrists and shoulders and also practicing mouse moves and techniques to maximize performance,” the paper reported. “I wasn’t a sweaty nerd, more of an Ethlete,” Lovell told the Oregonian/OregonLive.
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She found red hair in the shower drain — her own hair was dyed green.
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In an interview with the Columbian this week, Lovell denied he was unfaithful. “I barely had time to hang out with my girlfriend, let alone another girl,” he told the paper. “I didn’t see it coming, but it makes sense that it happened. She obviously didn’t want anyone else to have me, so — samurai sword.”
This post was edited on 10/16/18 at 7:57 am
Posted on 10/16/18 at 7:57 am to Ed Osteen
#BelieveAllWomen
They are all emotionally stable.
They are all emotionally stable.
Posted on 10/16/18 at 7:58 am to jbgleason
This lady should win a medal for doing her part to extinguish the gamer race
Posted on 10/16/18 at 8:06 am to jbgleason
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You skipped the best quotes in the article. But, in fairness, that article is full of good stuff. An OT'er had to have written this.
I was tempted to just quote the entire article because it's full of gold
Posted on 10/16/18 at 9:01 am to jbgleason
The green hair should have been his first sign.
Posted on 10/16/18 at 9:38 am to Ed Osteen
Never trust a chick with green hair. And they stink.
Posted on 10/16/18 at 12:26 pm to Ed Osteen
This reminds me of the hatchet wielding hitch hiker guy. “Shwack, shwack, shhhaawwaacckk”
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