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re: Getting Married on Saturday

Posted on 5/9/16 at 6:35 pm to
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 6:35 pm to
Congratulations.

The next 100 times you fight, 99 times it's about something that isn't important.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 6:36 pm to
Don't do it
My condolences
Blah blah
Posted by CootKilla
In a beer can/All dog's nightmares
Member since Jul 2007
6172 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 6:40 pm to
I was nervous as hell for the church part, should have drank 12 beers before, instead of 6.

My advice, drink 12 beers before.


Good luck, marriage is what you make of it.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
85478 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 6:54 pm to
I had probably 12 beers before my ceremony. Was just sauced enough to not be nervous and even remotely get emotional

Congratulations though.
This post was edited on 5/9/16 at 7:14 pm
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61103 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 6:58 pm to
My biggest memory is getting hit in head with broccoli and baby carrots because there weren't enough rice bags.

That shite hurt.

Oh yeah, my advice is to not have vegetable trays at the reception.
This post was edited on 5/9/16 at 8:35 pm
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 7:03 pm to
quote:

Mrs. Amaro


quote:

Getting Married On Saturday


You're one of those crazy women that had wedding venues reserved before they ever got engaged, aren't you?
This post was edited on 5/9/16 at 7:05 pm
Posted by mach316
Jonesboro, AR
Member since Jul 2012
4950 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 7:17 pm to
She will be a completely different woman come Sunday. Good luck!
Posted by Trauma14
Member since Aug 2010
6555 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 7:19 pm to
Eat right when you get to the reception because you'll get too distracted and will forget later in the night. Don't want to get too sloppy drunk. Just drunk.
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
37858 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 7:25 pm to
Have a plan to eat between ceremony and reception. (Like in a secret room away from people before you're announced)

Don't worry about the things that will go wrong, concentrate on becoming a husband.

Periodically, take a deep breath and tune out all around you. It will help you remember the day because yes, it goes by in a blink.

Tell your bride 1,314 times how beautiful she is.
This post was edited on 5/9/16 at 7:27 pm
Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 7:29 pm to
quote:

it goes by in the flash of an eye.

Yeah. It's the marriage part that drags on forever.
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
16357 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 8:00 pm to
PIIHB
Posted by doublecutter
Member since Oct 2003
7137 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 8:05 pm to
Get a pre nup.

And prayers sent.
Posted by Mr Fusion
The American Dream City
Member since Dec 2010
7462 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

Have a plan to eat between ceremony and reception. (Like in a secret room away from people before you're announced)
If you do this shite, make sure the bar and food are available to guests before you arrive at the reception. There is nothing shittier you can do to your guests than having them sit around hungry and bored for an hour while they wait on you to arrive after you have a nice meal.
This post was edited on 5/9/16 at 8:10 pm
Posted by JAE20
In the cloudz
Member since Jul 2009
7176 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 8:13 pm to
Enjoy every second of it. It will be over in a flash. Good luck.
Posted by WPsportsman
In a van down by the river
Member since Jun 2015
2408 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 8:21 pm to
Drink before and make sure someone packs u a to go plate to take with you when u leave, because you more than likely will not eat. Oh yeah and some road beers! I had to make the limo stop by the race track for more beers after we left.

And I would highly recommend having a personal servant for the bride and groom .. Your wife will probably get more use out of it than you.. I told mine to bring me a crown and Coke every time she saw me getting low and that was clutch!
This post was edited on 5/9/16 at 8:28 pm
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10701 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 8:27 pm to
quote:

Happy wife happy life. Don't sweat the small stuff. Be a man and make her happy. 80% of your future happiness depends on her. You have to choose to be happy. Marriage keeps you from over thinking everything and living in your own head too much, even when it is tough. Leave the damn seat down, it's not that big a deal!

This x10000
AND
Don't go to bed at the end of the day angry with each other. If it's not your fault, make up with her anyway. Never go to bed angry with each other. Actually, if you can accomplish just this ONE thing, all will be well.
Posted by Indfanfromcol
LSU
Member since Jan 2011
14932 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 8:31 pm to


I've been married less than a year. Smiled in all my pics. Was just the first thing that popped in my head.
Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
25277 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 8:33 pm to
Don't drink until 6 am the night before, but if you do lock your door turn off your phone and sleep until mid afternoon
Posted by Mr Fusion
The American Dream City
Member since Dec 2010
7462 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 8:41 pm to
quote:

Don't drink until 6 am the night before,
I originally interpreted this to mean don't begin drinking until 6 am before the wedding,which is probably an equally bad idea.
Posted by lsusportsman2
Member since Oct 2007
27232 posts
Posted on 5/9/16 at 8:43 pm to
Just like every other thread here, this needs to be said. We need pics of said bride for clarification.
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