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re: Getting a Vasectomy on Friday...Any tips for pain relief

Posted on 2/16/15 at 11:41 am to
Posted by GarmischTiger
Humboldt County
Member since Mar 2007
6849 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 11:41 am to
Do what your doctor tells you and you'll be fine. Don't lift anything and don't fire your weapon until cleared.

The damn local anesthetic hurt more than the pain after the procedure.
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
16831 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 11:46 am to
I was going to wear compression shorts which is what I use when I workout. The biggest challenge will be to keep the little kids from jumping on me.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 11:51 am to
What material is the doc using to fabricate the labia? Pig intestine?
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34400 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 11:57 am to
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Or, you know, some ice packs.


Agree. Why waste some good peas for some useless ones.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61102 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 12:02 pm to
Posted by GeauxWest
Katy
Member since Aug 2014
925 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 12:37 pm to
Just rest
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
30790 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 12:39 pm to
Damn dude. Second guessing now.
Posted by ZereauxSum
Lot 23E
Member since Nov 2008
10176 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 12:41 pm to
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The biggest challenge will be to keep the little kids from jumping on me.


Above anything else...make sure you do this. Lock the door if necessary

I caught one in the groin 2 weeks post-op while playing soccer with my toddler and that did NOT feel good. Definitely avoid this for a few days or you'll likely have swelling.
This post was edited on 2/16/15 at 12:41 pm
Posted by Dylan
Bayou Barbary
Member since May 2009
3657 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 12:46 pm to
The Worst part for me was them pulling the tape off my chest.
Posted by Random LSU Hero
2014 NFL Survivor Champion (17-0)
Member since Aug 2011
9546 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 12:47 pm to
Shoulda waited for The Masters weekend.
Posted by ZereauxSum
Lot 23E
Member since Nov 2008
10176 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 12:49 pm to
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The Worst part for me was them pulling the tape off my chest.




Why was there tape on your chest? Did you get general anesthesia?
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
30790 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 12:50 pm to
Does anyone regret the surgery? And have you noticed any difference in sex drive and performance? Hoping one good answer comes.from this.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61451 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 12:52 pm to
He was making a joke


They tape your dick near your belly button





I don't regret it because it's nice to be worry free, but I've thought about almost wanting a third kid but I don't think I want it enough to get a reversal.
This post was edited on 2/16/15 at 12:53 pm
Posted by NyCaLa
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2014
1130 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 1:30 pm to
After you heal up you can do assault with a dead weapon.
Posted by Lake Vegas Tiger
Lake Vegas
Member since Jun 2014
3283 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 1:30 pm to
Taking the venom out of the cobra is so beta
Posted by deathvalleygrassmmmm
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2011
589 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 2:05 pm to
There has been no issue with drive or performance for me. Doc said to have about 20 ejaculations before going and he gave me two cups to shoot into so he could test them. knocked out those 20 in about an hour an a half...jk. Compression shorts are the way to go, and just relax, it is not that big of a deal. It just feels like you have really tight abs for a day or two after. I had a buddy tell me it was the worst 3 weeks of his life, but I went to a party for an LSU game the next night, and returned to normal activity 2 days later.
Posted by SABNTGR
Member since Feb 2004
178 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 6:15 pm to
The best advise I can give is get the pain med before the procedure so you can take one when you leave the office. I did not know to do this and it was about 1 1/2 hours before I was able to take one and I was hurting BAD
Posted by achenator
Member since Oct 2014
3242 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

Taking the venom out of the cobra is so beta

It may be but worry free cream pies are pretty fricking alpha
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
60379 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 7:14 pm to
quote:

Why are you doing this?

I would think it is self explanatory.


I laughed...
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
60379 posts
Posted on 2/16/15 at 7:16 pm to
quote:

The Worst part for me was them pulling the tape off my chest.


I laughed again...
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