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Georgia Woman Tries to Eat Crack In Front Of Cops.

Posted on 8/5/15 at 5:02 pm
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50967 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 5:02 pm
I'll be honest, I only posted this for the mugshot.



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Coffee County Sheriff Doyle Wooten tells FOX 31 that the Douglas-Coffee Drug Unit detectives encountered 48-year-old Linda Blank on Cleveland Street near Dewey Avenue Friday afternoon in Douglas.

During a brief investigation, detectives discovered Blank was wanted on a probation violation warrant and a bench warrant for theft by shoplifting.

Upon Blank's arrest, detectives and DCDU K-9 officers discovered Blank was attempting to chew up and swallow a small quantity of crack cocaine.

Officers were able to recover the contraband before Blank swallowed the substance.

Blank has also been charged with possession of cocaine.


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Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
40186 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 5:04 pm to
Looks like she succeeded.
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
28325 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 5:05 pm to
Come on vacation, leave on probation.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 5:05 pm to
So if your mom tried to eat crack in front of a cop, would you post her mugshot online?
Posted by Anonymous95
Member since Sep 2014
2101 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 5:07 pm to
Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
51733 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 5:12 pm to
bullshite from that mugshot there's no way she'd ever try crack
Posted by Slinky
Member since Dec 2013
3118 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 5:13 pm to
Crazy Eyes is real!
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 5:30 pm to
Crazy Eyes
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70179 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 5:39 pm to
She has ruined pig tails for me
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
30970 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 5:43 pm to
Thought this was America. Let her eat the crack so the strong survive.
Posted by forksup
Member since Dec 2013
8817 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 6:15 pm to
I would have busted out laughing if I was a cop and saw this
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
32990 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 8:58 pm to
If you eat crack rock do you get high? At all? A buzz maybe?
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 8:59 pm to
I laughed harder than I've laughed in a long time when I opened this thread. Thanks for that.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
12548 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 9:03 pm to
quote:

Crazy Eyes is real!


Did they find the next chapter of her romance novel? I need to know what happens!
Posted by Tiger Bawlz
Southeast of Disorder
Member since Dec 2007
1977 posts
Posted on 8/5/15 at 9:04 pm to
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