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re: Georgia KKK Imperial Wizard Killed After Shooting At Police

Posted on 4/19/16 at 1:33 pm to
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

Must not have been too good of a wizard if he couldn't make some kind of forcefield.


Instead of fricking around with his gun, he should have gone straight for the lightning bolts.
Posted by Dick Leverage
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Member since Nov 2013
9000 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 1:33 pm to
Imperial Wizard - national head of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan often referred to in documents as president.
Imperial Klonsel - Supreme attorney
Imperial Kleagle - executive, recieves reports from the Grand Goblins.
Grand Goblin - ruler over a "Dominion" which is now defined as a multi-state area.
King Kleagle - manager of state known as a "Realm."
Kleagle - field organizer over a certain territory or part of a "Realm."
Local "Dens" were replaced by "Klaverns" and had their own ranks and titles. The Ku Klux ritual was called the "Kloran." The investigative committee was called the "Klokann." National conventions were called "Klonvokations." A delegate to a Klonvokation was a Klepeer. The national council was called the "Imperial Kloncilium."
Exalted Cyclops - president of the Klavern
Terrors - officers of the Exalted Cyclops which consists of:
Klaliff - vice president of the Klavern
Klokard - lecturer
Kludd - the Chaplain
Kligrapp - secretary
Klabee - treasurer
Kladd - the conductor of ceremonies
Klarogo - inner guard
Klexter - outer guard
Klokan - Head of the three-man Klokann Board which investigates prospective members.
Night-Hawk - Custodian of the fiery cross and person incharge of new candidates or "aliens"

I think they did away with Dragon rank. These was taken from a Google search "KKK ranks." Grand Goblin and Exalted Cyclops are sweet titles .
Posted by Stud Bud
MS But travel all over the country
Member since Sep 2015
6958 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

One thing the klan seemed to do right is job titles


Apparently there is a job opening.

Any of you baws looking for work?

What about that guy from yesterday who's about to be laid off?
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70176 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 1:34 pm to
one of the best skits of all time
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 1:35 pm to
Can someone be a Kludd Kladd?
Posted by Dick Leverage
In The HizHouse
Member since Nov 2013
9000 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 1:36 pm to
I am sure there are several Grand Goblins ready to battle it out for the top spot.
Posted by TigerWise
Front Seat of an Uber
Member since Sep 2010
35132 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 1:36 pm to
He was a good boy, just got mixed up with the wrong crowd.
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 1:37 pm to
Something about a Georgia fan posting this feels par for the course.
This post was edited on 4/19/16 at 1:37 pm
Posted by Billder
Where you live
Member since Nov 2009
5250 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

Teddy Ruxpin


One of my favorite names on the OT.
Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
Uptown NO,LA
Member since Jan 2013
9739 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

Imperial Wizard - national head of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan often referred to in documents as president.
Imperial Klonsel - Supreme attorney
Imperial Kleagle - executive, recieves reports from the Grand Goblins.
Grand Goblin - ruler over a "Dominion" which is now defined as a multi-state area.
King Kleagle - manager of state known as a "Realm."
Kleagle - field organizer over a certain territory or part of a "Realm."
Local "Dens" were replaced by "Klaverns" and had their own ranks and titles. The Ku Klux ritual was called the "Kloran." The investigative committee was called the "Klokann." National conventions were called "Klonvokations." A delegate to a Klonvokation was a Klepeer. The national council was called the "Imperial Kloncilium."
Exalted Cyclops - president of the Klavern
Terrors - officers of the Exalted Cyclops which consists of:
Klaliff - vice president of the Klavern
Klokard - lecturer
Kludd - the Chaplain
Kligrapp - secretary
Klabee - treasurer
Kladd - the conductor of ceremonies
Klarogo - inner guard
Klexter - outer guard
Klokan - Head of the three-man Klokann Board which investigates prospective members.
Night-Hawk - Custodian of the fiery cross and person incharge of new candidates or "aliens"

I think they did away with Dragon rank. These was taken from a Google search "KKK ranks." Grand Goblin and Exalted Cyclops are sweet titles .








Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24301 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 1:37 pm to
Are we sure the KKK wasn't founded by a racist D&D nerd?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 1:38 pm to
I would think those names would have more to do with something like the nerd game dungeon and dragons than anything else.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20396 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 1:39 pm to
LSUTangerine is so confused right now.

Police shoot someone.

But it's a white dude.

But he is KKK.

What to do???
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70176 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

Exalted Cyclops


kind of a cool title
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 1:41 pm to
and another one's gone

and another one's gone, another one bites the dust... ...

Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9387 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 1:42 pm to
I don't think anybody's confused here.

Posted by bicroundstic2008662
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2010
1527 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 1:42 pm to
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70176 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

Are we sure the KKK wasn't founded by a racist D&D nerd


I didn't get it til I started reading the names

Never played D&D
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
40991 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

Imperial Wizard - national head of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan often referred to in documents as president.
Imperial Klonsel - Supreme attorney
Imperial Kleagle - executive, recieves reports from the Grand Goblins.
Grand Goblin - ruler over a "Dominion" which is now defined as a multi-state area.
King Kleagle - manager of state known as a "Realm."
Kleagle - field organizer over a certain territory or part of a "Realm."
Local "Dens" were replaced by "Klaverns" and had their own ranks and titles. The Ku Klux ritual was called the "Kloran." The investigative committee was called the "Klokann." National conventions were called "Klonvokations." A delegate to a Klonvokation was a Klepeer. The national council was called the "Imperial Kloncilium."
Exalted Cyclops - president of the Klavern
Terrors - officers of the Exalted Cyclops which consists of:
Klaliff - vice president of the Klavern
Klokard - lecturer
Kludd - the Chaplain
Kligrapp - secretary
Klabee - treasurer
Kladd - the conductor of ceremonies
Klarogo - inner guard
Klexter - outer guard
Klokan - Head of the three-man Klokann Board which investigates prospective members.
Night-Hawk - Custodian of the fiery cross and person incharge of new candidates or "aliens"


Considering their membership totals, how many of these are held by the same nerd?
This post was edited on 4/19/16 at 1:44 pm
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 4/19/16 at 1:45 pm to
Everyone in the Klan has a title. That's the entire membership directory.
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