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Gangrene of the Genitals Commercial
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:31 pm
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:31 pm
Don’t google it.
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:33 pm to ellunchboxo
Watching the game on TV I see?
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:33 pm to ellunchboxo
Omg!! I googled it a few days ago, and nearly died. It takes a lot to get to me, but that did it. I couldn’t close the browser fast enough.
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:34 pm to jbgleason
My wife is sitting next to me and I refused to show her.
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:36 pm to ellunchboxo
My fiancé wanted to see after I lost my shite. I showed him so he could share in the misery 
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:38 pm to Evil Little Thing
Congratulations!!!!
You never call, or write!!

You never call, or write!!
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:41 pm to BRgetthenet
Thanks!
The word “fiancé” is forever tied to Seinfeld. It bothers me to say it.
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:46 pm to Evil Little Thing
Have you seen my fee-ahhhn-say?
Have you seen my fee-ahhhn-say?
Has anyone seen my fee-ahhhn-say? The poor baby must be lost!!
But seriously, I hope a dingo eats him.
Have you seen my fee-ahhhn-say?
Has anyone seen my fee-ahhhn-say? The poor baby must be lost!!
But seriously, I hope a dingo eats him.
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:55 pm to Evil Little Thing
I’m kidding. I don’t want him to be eaten.
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:56 pm to BRgetthenet
If I find a dingo in my yard, it’s going to look pretty suspicious.
Posted on 11/17/18 at 6:58 pm to ellunchboxo
There are a few drugs on the market, fairly new, that will do that!!!
Posted on 11/17/18 at 8:58 pm to ellunchboxo
I googled it. Forever unclean.
Posted on 11/17/18 at 9:03 pm to ellunchboxo
Diabetes drugs possible adverse event. Talk about a lawsuit that could easily be won.
Posted on 11/17/18 at 9:16 pm to SetTheMood
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I googled it. Forever unclean.
Legit the worst thing I’ve ever googled.
Posted on 11/17/18 at 9:18 pm to ellunchboxo
Sounds awesome
That’s worse than an army cadet dropping his pants and showing me poison ivy all over his junk
That’s worse than an army cadet dropping his pants and showing me poison ivy all over his junk
Posted on 11/17/18 at 9:19 pm to ellunchboxo
Medical term is fournier's gangrene. As a Urologist, it’s a dreaded call to get In the middle of the night. Have to go in emergently and clean that crap out.
ETA: it also sucks because it is usually 500 plus people who come in with it
ETA: it also sucks because it is usually 500 plus people who come in with it
This post was edited on 11/17/18 at 9:22 pm
Posted on 11/17/18 at 9:24 pm to ellunchboxo
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Fournier's gangrene is a rare and often fulminant necrotizing fasciitis of the perineum and genital region frequently due to a synergistic polymicrobial infection. This truly emergent condition is typically seen in elderly, diabetic, or otherwise immune-compromised individuals. Here, we report an unusual case of Fournier's gangrene due to excessive masturbation in an otherwise healthy 29-year-old male who presented to the emergency department complaining of two days of fever, vomiting, and diffuse myalgias. Upon further questioning, he also endorsed severe scrotal pain and swelling and frequent masturbation with soap as a lubricant resulting in recurrent penile erythema and minor skin abrasions. Examination of the patient's perineum was consistent with Fournier's gangrene and included significant erythema, edema, and calor of the penis and scrotum with a large malodorous eschar. He was given intravenous antibiotics and immunoglobulin and promptly underwent three surgical debridements of the scrotum and penis with split-thickness skin grafting. Complications from excessive masturbation are exceedingly rare, but as this case illustrates, they can be life threatening.
This post was edited on 11/17/18 at 9:24 pm
Posted on 11/17/18 at 9:27 pm to ellunchboxo
Just googled it. Nightmares surely are on the way
Posted on 11/17/18 at 9:30 pm to ellunchboxo
You warned me, now I have to go wash my eyes out with bleach.
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