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Future OT baller: 5-yr old pulled over while heading to CA to buy a Lamborghini

Posted on 5/4/20 at 7:12 pm
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
67021 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 7:12 pm
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According to troopers with the Utah Highway Patrol a 5-year-old boy was pulled over driving his parents’ car on the freeway Monday.

UHP said a trooper in Weber County initiated a traffic stop on what he thought was an impaired driver. Turns out it was a young man, age 5, troopers added.

UHP said he told troopers he left home after an argument with his mom, in which she told him she would not buy him a Lamborghini. He decided he’d take the car and go to California to buy one himself. Troopers said he might have been short on the purchase amount, as he only had $3 dollars in his wallet

This post was edited on 5/4/20 at 7:22 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76174 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 7:13 pm to
I can't wait....
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76174 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 7:14 pm to
quote:

hang on I'm editing!

Still?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76174 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 7:14 pm to
Must be a novel.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76174 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 7:16 pm to
Not worth the wait.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138865 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 7:18 pm to
He just likes doing hoodrat things with his friends
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76174 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 7:19 pm to
quote:

$3 dollars in his

In his what? Now I am interested.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50964 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 7:20 pm to


Was it the cop or his mom that booted him in the face?
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
67021 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 7:20 pm to
Wallet. I effed the OP up worse than everything.
Posted by lsuguy84
Madisonville
Member since Feb 2009
28091 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 7:21 pm to
That kid looks more 13 than 5
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138865 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

That kid looks more 13 than 5


No kidding

I'm pretty sure Lane kiffin read this article and just offered him a scholarship
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76174 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 7:22 pm to
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Wallet. I effed the OP up worse than everything.


I figured, I just had to ask.
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 7:23 pm to






Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76174 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 7:24 pm to
I watched the second gif for far too long hoping he would actually catch the water.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50964 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 7:24 pm to
quote:

That kid looks more 13 than 5


His mom is definitely shopping for him in the "Husky" section.
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
Member since Jan 2008
2790 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 7:29 pm to
I don't think you had much to work with. I do appreciate a non-KungFlu thread .

Would you maybe consider making up an entertaining aftermath to this story? Did the kid have a partner in crime he was picking up from the nursery for even greater hijinks after they get their Lambo?
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33754 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 7:33 pm to
5-years old? Just because somebody’s in kindergarten does not mean they’re 5 years old, that kid is 13 years old.
Posted by Privateer 2007
Member since Jan 2020
7951 posts
Posted on 5/4/20 at 7:35 pm to
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he likes doing hoodrat things


Well, he intended to buy a Lamborghini. Not steal one.

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