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re: Furthest you’ve ever got with a stripper?

Posted on 5/13/19 at 1:12 pm to
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 5/13/19 at 1:12 pm to
Male or female?
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
69472 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 1:13 pm to
does it count if I dated one before she became a stripper? if so all the way
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
86110 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 1:16 pm to
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Anyone get further? What was the secret?


Spend lots of money on continuous songs.

BJ at a place called The Body Shop San Diego. Pretty sure it's not open anymore, but you got a lifetime membership the first time you went
Posted by tigahland
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3521 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 1:16 pm to
so far, this thread has delivered.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
71955 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 1:17 pm to
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It's cool bro, she told me she makes everyone wear condoms"


Not the girl I was with.

But in my defense, I was young, dumb, and had just spent months in the desert where it was rare to even see a female, much less interact with one. Needless to say, at that time, it was not a matter of my standards of normal behavior being lowered, it was a matter of them being totally obliterated.
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 1:18 pm to
How is she different from the one who sleeps with everyone at the bar for free?
Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
50721 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

A girl frickin for $$ is no different than the typical bar sloot takin him a different penis every night.


You guys keep telling yourselves this.
Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
50721 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 1:20 pm to
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How is she different from the one who sleeps with everyone at the bar for free?


You're right. They're totally the same. Keep banging those hookers man. Nothing can go wrong.
Posted by boom roasted
Member since Sep 2010
28039 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 1:20 pm to
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Well that’s just dumb.
It’s dumb to think that the random girl at the bar is safer than the cokehead stripper who most likely fricks for money?





I swear, I read something shockingly dumb on this website every single day.
This post was edited on 5/13/19 at 1:22 pm
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
20999 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 1:21 pm to
quote:

You guys keep telling yourselves this.




Well please enlighten us on what the difference is ...
Posted by Malefic Runt
Try my robe
Member since Oct 2018
1266 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 1:21 pm to
Yea thats just dumb

You'd have to be an elite bar whore to approach strpper whore numbers
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37469 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 1:22 pm to
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Step 1 - go to Mexican strip club


I'm guessing you went to Lord Black's in Nogales when you lived in AZ?
Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
50721 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

Well please enlighten us on what the difference is ...


Like I told the other guy, nothing at all. Keep banging those hookers bro.

Keep an eye out for those track marks.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
20999 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

Like I told the other guy, nothing at all


Sounds like youre talking out your arse since you cant offer a perspective.

quote:

Keep banging those hookers bro.


I dont bang hookers. Been married 10 years. Just wanted your explanation but I see you dont have one.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 1:25 pm to
I'll frick a stripper. I don't care.
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
14505 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 1:26 pm to
The best was when I bought her a blacklight flash light for like $5 and we went into the VIP room. Hold duck that place lit up like a Christmas tree.
Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
50721 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

dbuchanon


If you need someone to explain the difference between your local bar slut and a stipper that's hooking on the side you're in the wrong thread.

Keep talking about them like they're exactly the same. Those of us with common sense will keep laughing at you.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19303 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 1:26 pm to
I can tell you’ve never been to Mexico
Posted by 4Ghost
Member since Sep 2016
8565 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 1:27 pm to
You speak truth here. I ran into a couple of Ballerinas from JSU in that place many years ago. Good times.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
20999 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 1:27 pm to
quote:

If you need someone to explain the difference between your local bar slut and a stipper that's hooking on the side you're in the wrong thread.


Blah blah blah... Still waiting, bro
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