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Funny news story
Posted on 9/17/15 at 1:04 pm
Posted on 9/17/15 at 1:04 pm
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Posted on 9/17/15 at 1:05 pm to SomewhereDownInTX
Here you go man.
quote:
PARIS, Texas -- A Paris woman came home to a strange surprise after a running a few errands Tuesday morning.
The woman told police someone broke into her West Long St. home sometime before noon and scattered her pots and pans across her kitchen floor.
But that's not all. The woman says the intruder also ate a bag of Oreo's, a bucket of chicken, drank half her kids' Capri Suns and left a note saying her stove had been fixed. But the woman said she didn't know of anyone coming by to fix her stove..
No suspects have been named. Police are investigating.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 1:05 pm to SomewhereDownInTX
cliff notes bitch.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 1:06 pm to Murray
Thanks I was on my phone.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 1:07 pm to SomewhereDownInTX
I could have made that up except for only drinking half the capri suns. Those things are addictive.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 1:14 pm to SomewhereDownInTX
I still think the cowboy DWI in Livingston Parish was pretty epic.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 1:17 pm to Murray
I'd trade that for a free fixed stove, if indeed it was broken. Except maybe for the Capri Suns. Love those bags o juice.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 1:17 pm to Chad504boy
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cliff notes bitch.
PARIS, Texas -- A Paris woman came ....
strange surprise ...
someone broke ... her ...Long .....across her kitchen floor.
But that's not all. The woman says the intruder also ate [omitted] ....But the woman said she didn't know of anyone coming...
No suspects have been named. Police are investigating.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 1:19 pm to tigerstripedjacket
Posted on 9/17/15 at 1:22 pm to SomewhereDownInTX
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Funny news story
LINK
Great thread dipshit.
Posted on 9/17/15 at 1:26 pm to SomewhereDownInTX
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Funny news story
Odd = yes
Funny = No
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