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re: Funniest saying you've heard.

Posted on 4/7/14 at 3:51 pm to
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
23965 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 3:51 pm to
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He's tougher than a $2 steak.


Love that one.

"I'm as nervous as a whore in church"

"Fatty and skinny went to bed, fatty rolled over and skinny was dead"
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 4:06 pm to
The vet charged me $2000 because my dog ate sock
Posted by Akit1
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2006
7767 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 4:16 pm to
-you can never have too much gasoline unless you're on fire

-Three things that can't help you: runway behind you, altitude above you and fuel left in the truck
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 4:18 pm to
It's hotter than two chicks fricking
Posted by guedeaux
Member since Jan 2008
13660 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 4:28 pm to
"She's got the kind of legs I like: 10 toes on the bottom, pussy on top."

From my dad hahaha
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
71183 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 4:31 pm to
quote:

fricked up as a Football Bat.


quote:

So horny I could frick a fistful of worms.


Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
71183 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 4:32 pm to
Posted by skyau
Queensland
Member since Dec 2013
33 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 5:02 pm to
Runs on the smell of an oily rag

Dry as a dead dingoes donger

So hungry could eat the arse out of a low flying duck

Mad as a cut snake



Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14697 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 5:12 pm to
Describing a confused look:
"He gave me a look like a cow staring at a new gate."
Posted by beulahland
Little D'arbonne
Member since Jan 2013
3685 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 5:36 pm to
happy as a punk with 2 assholes
Posted by SuzukiGoat
Atchafalaya Basin
Member since Jan 2014
1086 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 5:42 pm to
A guy in high school, "you black guys might have length, but I can pound holes in sheetrock with mine."

That bitch looks like she tripped, fell, and landed in a sea of dicks.



You got them DSLs?

FAT PENGUIN! what? Sorry I was breaking the ice.

Millions of kids have died because of that bitch's mouth.

She's wobbling like a plank road crack whore...
Posted by au21tigers
Thursday
Member since Nov 2009
12548 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 5:44 pm to
Lets make like a lesbian and blow this hole
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
23145 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 5:45 pm to
My buddy once said about a place he hated

"If you cut off my balls and sent em there I wouldn't go to pick me up"
Posted by James Woods
Dallas
Member since Dec 2012
224 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 6:30 pm to
There was a similar saying earlier, but when you see a women with a nice arse...

"I'd drag my balls through five miles of rusty nails and broken class just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie."
Posted by LT
The City of St. George
Member since May 2008
5153 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 6:40 pm to
Catch that and paint it blue.


When taking about a fart
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
55036 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 6:42 pm to
I heard a drunk guy in New Orleans he was as:

fricked up as a "n words" checkbook!

Racist but pretty funny
Posted by weedGOKU666
THE 'COLA
Member since Jan 2013
3739 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 6:46 pm to
One of my friend's dad walked in on him and a buddy playing World of Warcraft

"y'all bumpin peter heads in here?"

Also if someone is blazed out of their mind, they're "higher than bird pussy"
Posted by weedGOKU666
THE 'COLA
Member since Jan 2013
3739 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 6:49 pm to
quote:

There was a similar saying earlier, but when you see a women with a nice arse...

"I'd drag my balls through five miles of rusty nails and broken class just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie."


"I'd walk cross-country with 45-lb weights hooked to my balls just to take her out to a nice seafood dinner over skype on dial-up."
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
23145 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 6:54 pm to
quote:

"y'all bumpin peter heads in here?"



For some reason this made me laugh the hardest
Posted by Diddles
LA
Member since Apr 2013
6981 posts
Posted on 4/7/14 at 6:55 pm to
Shrek is love Shrek is life
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