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Full time work
Posted on 12/3/19 at 10:42 am
Posted on 12/3/19 at 10:42 am
I'm looking for full time work. I'm completely prepared to tell any of you what you need to hear to obtain it. I can sell corn tortillas to stocks of corn. I can oxidize the atoms of the fallen to reproduce a breathe of memory. I can fabricate the understanding of fallacies to manipulate perception's correlation of physical pleasure and bagel bites. I can shower without water. There aren't enough toilet paper rolls, on Earth, to roll my house because I live in the house of the Lord.
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Posted on 12/3/19 at 10:43 am to AndyWoods
quote:
I'm looking for full time work. I'm completely prepared to tell any of you what you need to hear to obtain it. I can sell corn tortillas to stocks of corn. I can oxidize the atoms of the fallen to reproduce a breathe of memory. I can fabricate the understanding of fallacies to manipulate perception's correlation of physical pleasure and bagel bites. I can shower without water. There aren't enough toilet paper rolls, on Earth, to roll my house because I live in the house of the Lord.
after reading this shite, you may just want to sell weed
Posted on 12/3/19 at 10:43 am to AndyWoods
You sound like Popeyes material.
Posted on 12/3/19 at 10:43 am to AndyWoods
what is your reach-a-round game like?
Posted on 12/3/19 at 10:43 am to AndyWoods
quote:
stocks of corn
English teacher is out
Posted on 12/3/19 at 10:43 am to AndyWoods
you can be the lsu play caller for Ed O after Texas hires joe brady
Posted on 12/3/19 at 10:45 am to tigerdup07
Posted on 12/3/19 at 10:45 am to AndyWoods
Popeye's is hiring.
Posted on 12/3/19 at 10:45 am to AndyWoods
forwarding this post to all local job agencies
Posted on 12/3/19 at 10:45 am to AndyWoods
This seems like someone figured out the OPs password and is just posting shite in his name
Posted on 12/3/19 at 10:46 am to 777Tiger
Don't make fun of me for how I choose to invest.
Posted on 12/3/19 at 10:46 am to AndyWoods
I heard Drew Brees just opened a Surge park in Lafayette. Check there.
Posted on 12/3/19 at 10:46 am to East Coast Band
quote:
This seems like someone figured out the OPs password and is just posting shite in his name
happened to me once, cost me a few months in time out
Posted on 12/3/19 at 10:46 am to AndyWoods
I take it when they asked "so why do you want to work here?" instead of answering with some bullshite about the company growth and your "lifelong passion" for office work, you were instead honest about the fact that some odd years ago two people fricked and now you're obligated to work the rest of your life or die in a ditch?
Posted on 12/3/19 at 10:47 am to AndyWoods
quote:
I can sell corn tortillas to stocks of corn. I can oxidize the atoms of the fallen to reproduce a breathe of memory. I can fabricate the understanding of fallacies to manipulate perception's correlation of physical pleasure and bagel bites. I can shower without water. There aren't enough toilet paper rolls, on Earth, to roll my house because I live in the house of the Lord.
So you have no actual skills?
Posted on 12/3/19 at 10:47 am to AndyWoods
quote:
Don't make fun of me for how I choose to invest.
pork bellies is where it's at, baw
Posted on 12/3/19 at 10:48 am to Harry Caray
You got a little too serious, for me, and I'm going to ask that you apologize.
Posted on 12/3/19 at 10:50 am to AndyWoods
Mikelbr needs a butthole diddler if you're interested
Posted on 12/3/19 at 10:52 am to AndyWoods
quote:Sorry bud
You got a little too serious, for me, and I'm going to ask that you apologize.
you learn to chip away at the system in little ways...like posting on an LSU forum while on the clock, for example.
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