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Fugitive inmate busted sneaking back INTO federal prison with BBQ sausage, fried c

Posted on 1/26/18 at 10:28 am
Posted by gingerkittie
Member since Aug 2013
2675 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 10:28 am
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Joshua Hansen, 25, escaped from federal prison in Beaumont, Texas, Wednesday, to pick up a duffel bag filled with food and alcohol

Deputies and US Marshals acting on a tip busted Hansen trying to re-enter prison with the contraband Hansen's haul included fried chicken, chicken sausages, side dishes, three bottles of brandy, a bottle of whiskey, tobacco, snacks and marijuana.

Hansen, from Dallas, has been serving time for drug charges; now a count of escape has been added to his record




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This post was edited on 1/26/18 at 10:30 am
Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 1/26/18 at 10:29 am to
Dilly Dilly
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34335 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 10:30 am to
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marijuana.
and
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fried chicken, chicken sausages, side dishes,


Checks out
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 10:30 am to
Just bringing Bud light back into the pit of misery.
Posted by Cocotheape
Member since Aug 2015
4242 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 10:31 am to
Not seeing the problem here?
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 1/26/18 at 10:31 am to
How else you think cheeseburger Eddy gets the goods?
This post was edited on 1/26/18 at 8:07 pm
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38336 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 10:31 am to
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Dilly Dilly


Sounds like his meal came from Picadilly-dilly....
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49207 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 10:32 am to
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Sounds like his meal came from Picadilly-dilly....
Posted by canteen
Member since Dec 2017
779 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 10:37 am to
at least he was eatin good

this is far different than the stereotypical Kool’s that would have been snuck in
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 1/26/18 at 10:38 am to
If I were in charge, tack on the escape charge, let him keep the goods...Maybe minus the weed. Hell, he came back.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103914 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 10:46 am to
Escaped the pit of misery to get more bud light
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
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38336 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 10:51 am to
quote:

Sounds like his meal came from Picadilly-dilly....






Posted by Lithium
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Posted on 1/26/18 at 10:55 am to
You're listening to Michael Berry?
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
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Posted on 1/26/18 at 10:55 am to


You reached a little too far on that one.

Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38336 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 10:58 am to
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You reached a little too far on that one.



Guilty as charged...
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
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Posted on 1/26/18 at 10:58 am to
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5775 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 11:05 am to
Sounds like a man who is known to locate certain things every now and then.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85575 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 11:25 am to
That guy sounds awesome.
Posted by GurleyGirl
Georgia
Member since Nov 2015
14616 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:03 pm to
He was just trying to help out some of his prison buddies.
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
8050 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 1:01 pm to
Its that easy? How many lost their job? Doesn't sound like a federal pound me in the arse prison
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