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Frisky dolphin forces authorities to ban swimming off west coast of France
Posted on 8/28/18 at 2:06 pm
Posted on 8/28/18 at 2:06 pm
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This is the funniest thing I've read all day.

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Authorities in a Brittany coastal village have banned visitors entering the sea after a frisky dolphin terrorised tourists and locals. Roger Lars, the Mayor of Landevennec, says there must be no swimming or other water-based activities in waters nearby when it was known the over-friendly mammal was present. Swimmers have also been prohibited from approaching within 50m of the animal. The 10ft-long bottlenose dolphin, nicknamed Zafar, has been a regular attraction for beachgoers in Brest on the west coast of France for some time
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For months he was considered friendly and non-aggressive, approaching children in sailing boats and allowing tourists to gently hold his dorsal fin and swim with him. But authorities grew concerned a few weeks ago when Zafar began to rub himself against swimmers and boats, in apparent attempts to become more intimate.
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A swimmer had to be rescued by coast guards last month after the dolphin refused to allow her to return to dry land. In a separate encounter the lonely dolphin dangerously leapt over a kayaker's head.
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The mayor was finally forced to act last week when Zafar appeared to throw a young bather into the air with his nose.
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The ban did not go unopposed when it was first enforced. Breton lawyer Erwan Le Cornec announced he plans to challenge the rule, accusing Mr Lars of overstepping his authority and endangering the "rightly positive approach that people have towards dolphins".
This is the funniest thing I've read all day.
Posted on 8/28/18 at 2:07 pm to RedRifle
Are you certain it wasn't in Germany? Or, did they annex France again?
Posted on 8/28/18 at 2:07 pm to RedRifle
Sure this didn't happen in the North Sea...?
Posted on 8/28/18 at 2:08 pm to RedRifle
I bet that dolphin was german.
Posted on 8/28/18 at 2:09 pm to GrammarKnotsi
Dolphins enjoy raping things
This post was edited on 8/28/18 at 2:10 pm
Posted on 8/28/18 at 2:21 pm to RedRifle
Only the next topic down.....
Posted on 8/28/18 at 2:26 pm to RedRifle
that's a cool story..almost as unreal as this bride who flipped out because people didn't pay her $1,500....did yall hear about that?!?! Hold on lemme go find the link and start a topic
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