re: Friday Confessions. Forgiveness is given to all that seek it.

I'm so perfect I've done nothing to ask forgiveness for.

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I lied about a snake living under my fridge.

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How do you know they’ll pick her up? It’s not like they card people at the entrance to the parish...

In 3rd grade, I cheated on my history exam. In 4th grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. 5th grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog… When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out.

But the worst thing I ever done — I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa — and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

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I confess I purposely filed for divorce in a certain parish where my ex's ho has an outstanding warrant. So when she comes to court with him, she will get some shiny bracelets as a souvenir.

LOL, don't need forgiveness.

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Is is guaranteed she will go to court with him? The judge would have to know who she is and that she has an outstanding warrant. And will her name be on any divorce records?

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Is is guaranteed she will go to court with him? The judge would have to know who she is and that she has an outstanding warrant. And will her name be on any divorce records?

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of course she will be there. She wont let him go anywhere alone. Plus she wants to see my bf.

By now she knows my ex has no money and my bf does. So she is pissed and poor. She cheated on a good man and got dumped by him and is stuck with my ex.

Her name is on the divorce papers along with every tawdry, deceitful conversation they ever had on the internet.

(Pro tip for cheaters: Don't use your wife's computer to contact and proposition your ho.)

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Yeah, you’re not bitter

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I am seriously not. Life has just been amazing since I ditched him. I'm not even kidding when I say that. Great things keep happening.

My bf and I are thankful to them for all they did because it led to us finding each other. We are going great, just bought a house (for cash) and life is good. meanwhile they are broke and struggling

Everything single shitty thing they did backfired.
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Ex calls the cops on me for BS - but he gets arrested.

He slashes my tires but while getting the tire changed i find $5000 in cash under the spare (mama hid it , forgot it and died).

Seriously not much to be bitter about when everything is coming up roses like it is (and has been since the day I left him).

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that you made up that story in the Gary Chambers thread.

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Nope, happened about 8 years ago. The victim was my sis in law's niece. I know her name but it was never released to the press so i won't say it.

I'm trying to find a news report of it.

I parked in front of (and blocked) the handicap spot at work today. We don't have anyone that's handicapped that works in our building.

When I was 13, my college aged cousin came to visit from Georgia. She brought one of her sorority sisters with her to spend the night. They were headed to a concert in town.

The next morning, I climbed out my bedroom window, crawled over the roof, and looked in on her friend while she showered.

My wiener was hard for a week. Not sure I want forgiveness. I can still picture it in my mind.