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frickbot update: they go on sale next year

Posted on 11/17/16 at 8:50 pm
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66806 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 8:50 pm
So, basically for the price of a used Subaru.

But, you never want to buy the first generation frickbot. Just wait until they work all of the bugs out.
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For most of us, the idea of having sex with the metal body of a machine is faintly alarming – but sex robots are going to be here next year for just £12,300.

Not only that, they’ll talk, urging on their lovers with words – and vibrating and moving as their ‘lovers’ have sex with them.

The machines – equipped with warm ‘human-like’ genitals – will just be the first step in a new arms race to create the sexiest robot, an expert has warned.

Writing in the Mail on Sunday, David Levy author of Love and Sex With Robots says, ‘This coming wave of sex robots will be humanlike in appearance and size. They will have human-like genitals. And they will allow intercourse according to their owner’s sexual orientation and tastes.

‘The machines in question are being developed by Abyss Creations at their Californian factory, and are likely to retail for around $15,000 (£12,300). But we can be certain that rival companies in America, Japan and Korea are scrambling to catch up.
My money is on Japan. They are way ahead of the game in this field.

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Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
17973 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 8:53 pm to
I'll wait til there is a used market and buy refurbished.
This post was edited on 11/17/16 at 8:54 pm
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 8:53 pm to
Can I lay there and let it do the work?
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80812 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 8:55 pm to
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I'll wait til there is a used market and buy refurbished


Only if the pussy can be replaced.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
33256 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 8:56 pm to
The horror those poor bots will have to endure as sweaty lonely white males and tiny Japanese men thrust themselves on them like rabid opossums.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 8:57 pm to
Factory reconditioned
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 8:57 pm to
Does the price change with ethnicities?
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
17973 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 8:57 pm to
Why does it matter? It's all metallic on the inside.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 8:58 pm to
You have to give some of them a crack rock when you finish.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42587 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 8:59 pm to


can't wait to hang out with alphas like this
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66806 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 9:10 pm to
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I'll wait til there is a used market and buy refurbished.
Used frickbot salesman. That's gonna be a really classy profession.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76124 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 9:15 pm to
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Factory reconditioned
Rerugaed, in the trade.
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
40986 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 9:16 pm to
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can't wait to hang out with alphas like this


You can tell which ones have the better jobs in that pic
Posted by Whoopdedo_LSU
This is where I parked my car
Member since Oct 2015
1091 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 9:17 pm to
IN
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 9:19 pm to
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The horror those poor bots will have to endure as sweaty lonely white males and tiny Japanese men thrust themselves on them like rabid opossums.


This is why skynet was was so pissed off.
Posted by Whoopdedo_LSU
This is where I parked my car
Member since Oct 2015
1091 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 9:21 pm to
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sweaty lonely white males


I'm not sweaty...yet
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132589 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 9:26 pm to
When they perfect sexbot women will cease to have any power
Posted by TennesseeFan25
Honolulu
Member since May 2016
8391 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 9:36 pm to
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Does the price change with ethnicities?





This week and this week only we are deeply discounting our African American lines 80%
Posted by jackmanusc
Columbia, SC
Member since Apr 2012
3948 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 9:42 pm to
Posted by Whoopdedo_LSU
This is where I parked my car
Member since Oct 2015
1091 posts
Posted on 11/17/16 at 9:43 pm to
Stick a pocket pussy on the robot and we're set for life. Humanity is doomed.
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