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For Sale: One Day Only Special, Roof Koreans
Posted on 7/6/16 at 11:38 am
Posted on 7/6/16 at 11:38 am
Attention all BR Ot'ers, I have a one day special on Roof Koreans going on right now. These guys have experience in LA, Baltimore, and Missouri. I have numerous references on their protective nature, and I give my wholehearted assurance that they will protect your life and property.
As an added bonus, they are kinda brown, so you won't get labeled a racist for using them to keep the locals in check.
Shoot me a PM if you are interested in leasing these guys. I can do hourly or daily rates. Right now I am running a special, THREE hours for the price of one*. Don't miss out, place your order today, demand is only going up and I am taking call right and left.
*(Daylight hours only)
As an added bonus, they are kinda brown, so you won't get labeled a racist for using them to keep the locals in check.
Shoot me a PM if you are interested in leasing these guys. I can do hourly or daily rates. Right now I am running a special, THREE hours for the price of one*. Don't miss out, place your order today, demand is only going up and I am taking call right and left.
*(Daylight hours only)
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Posted on 7/6/16 at 11:39 am to sealawyer
Just tell them the Mongorians are trying to overtake them.
Posted on 7/6/16 at 11:40 am to sealawyer
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they are kinda brown, so you won't get labeled a racist for using them to keep the locals in check
Posted on 7/6/16 at 11:42 am to sealawyer
This was probably a lot funnier in your head.
Posted on 7/6/16 at 11:43 am to sealawyer
The fat one thinks he's dove hunting? What is he going to hit that high up with an over and under? Pigeons? I'd need a rebate on him.
Posted on 7/6/16 at 11:44 am to SUB
It was pretty shitposty in my head and on paper. But I will take any opportunity to post Roof Koreans.
Rally Roof Koreans
Rally Roof Koreans
Posted on 7/6/16 at 11:45 am to Martini
did the red stripe guy really layer two button-up shirts together?
Posted on 7/6/16 at 11:45 am to sealawyer
Those might be Koreans, but they are true Americans.
Posted on 7/6/16 at 11:45 am to SUB
quote:
This was probably a lot funnier in your head.
This is hilarious. "Roof Koreans"
Posted on 7/6/16 at 11:46 am to TheSlizzardKing
This is hilarious. Keep it going
Posted on 7/6/16 at 11:46 am to LSUTigersVCURams
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Those might be Koreans, but they are true Americans.
Posted on 7/6/16 at 11:50 am to sealawyer
Guys, Look, I understand my prices on the Roof Koreans might be a little bit steep.
HOWEVER, If you call now I will throw in a set of Ground Koreans at no extra charge to you!
HOWEVER, If you call now I will throw in a set of Ground Koreans at no extra charge to you!
Posted on 7/6/16 at 11:56 am to sealawyer
The one in denim from head to roe has a nice piece but its not cocked and he has no trigger finger awareness. I'd definitely need a serious discount on him.
Posted on 7/6/16 at 12:07 pm to shawnlsu
Do I have to supply them with SKS or do they come with their own SKS?
Posted on 7/6/16 at 12:07 pm to shawnlsu
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The one in denim from head to roe has a nice piece
You might want to rethink that statement...
Posted on 7/6/16 at 12:21 pm to Crawdaddy
All inclusive pricing, they will supply their own weapons and ammunition.
Posted on 7/6/16 at 12:22 pm to sealawyer
Posted on 7/6/16 at 12:30 pm to sealawyer
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and ammunition
OK. shite just got real because ammo is expensive these days. Is a flat roof required or can these guys work a pitched shingle roof?
Posted on 7/6/16 at 12:32 pm to jbgleason
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pitched shingle roof?
Bamboo shooting platforms are available
Posted on 7/6/16 at 12:34 pm to Tigeralum2008
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Bamboo shooting platforms
Now that is just racist. I for sure thought that our brothers to the south would get a nod for their ability to scale steep pitch.
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