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re: Food mascots and whether or not I'd be able to kick their arse
Posted on 9/30/19 at 5:42 pm to NoImNotAFirefighter
Posted on 9/30/19 at 5:42 pm to NoImNotAFirefighter
Aunt Jemima would bitchslap the shite out of all of us.
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Posted on 9/30/19 at 5:47 pm to S
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Aunt Jemima would bitchslap the shite out of all of us.
Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth would take the tag team title.
This post was edited on 9/30/19 at 5:49 pm
Posted on 9/30/19 at 5:49 pm to FightinTigersDammit
Or just put your head in between those big old mammaries and twist your shoulders to break your neck
Posted on 9/30/19 at 5:50 pm to 777Tiger
I'm saying they would be the top seed in the tag team bracket.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 5:58 pm to NoImNotAFirefighter
No Punchy? The Hawaiian Punch mascot?
His whole thing was to sock you in the mouth. OP scared?
I do agree with Chester Cheetah being up there.. he would beat you up some crazy way and steal your girl.
His whole thing was to sock you in the mouth. OP scared?
I do agree with Chester Cheetah being up there.. he would beat you up some crazy way and steal your girl.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 6:01 pm to Keys Open Doors
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Ronald McDonald
He would just rape you and then it's all over.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 6:03 pm to Broski
Isn't Earl Campbell his own mascot?
I mean he's older, but he's a pretty big ole boy.
I mean he's older, but he's a pretty big ole boy.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 6:05 pm to TheOtherWhiteMeat
Wheel chair bound, very weak these days. He’s a good pick for someone’s pool this year.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 6:06 pm to 777Tiger
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Wheel chair bound, very weak these days.
Ahhhh...I didn't know that (obviously).
Posted on 9/30/19 at 6:06 pm to NoImNotAFirefighter
Getting in touch with your inner Mike Leach?
Posted on 9/30/19 at 6:07 pm to Y.A. Tittle
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I wouldn't completely write off the Quaker dude, just because he is ostensibly an avowed pacifist.
I'm fact that is why he is to be feared. It's the quiet ones
Posted on 9/30/19 at 6:09 pm to TheOtherWhiteMeat
He goes to some charity fund raisers that I volunteer at. Puts on a good game face but he’s very weak and feeble.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 6:11 pm to FightinTigersDammit
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Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth would take the tag team title.
Just imagine those big old chocolate titties, smeared with syrup, the friction between their two writhing bodies making the syrup hot, reducing the viscosity until it flowed like honeywater through every trembling crevice.
You take a piping hot eggo waffle to sop up some of the syrup, but aunt jemima grabs your hand to stop you.
“No Chile, let me.”
She takes the eggo from you and sultrily slides it between Mrs. Buttersworth’s sticky sweater puppies, slick with succulent syrup, saccharine sweet.
She hands it back to you with a wink.
Uncle Ben is hiding behind a bowl of cream of wheat, furiously cranking it.
You wake up, and your pillow is all sticky.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 6:12 pm to fr33manator
Someone pinch me!
Posted on 9/30/19 at 6:12 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 9/30/19 at 6:17 pm to fr33manator
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fr33manator
Taking things in a direction I never imagined.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 6:33 pm to RazorBroncs
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You way underrated Cap'n Crunch my dude
He's a goddamn sea captain in some sort of cereal military, he didn't get there being soft
He'll shred your arse like you were the roof of a mouth
Posted on 9/30/19 at 6:36 pm to NoImNotAFirefighter
Kool Aid man runs through brick walls and the Macho Man stole Oh Yeah from him
Rate way to low
Rate way to low
Posted on 9/30/19 at 6:37 pm to fr33manator
Think I may take a break from the internet for a while.
Posted on 9/30/19 at 7:41 pm to NoImNotAFirefighter
I’d be a damn shame to take an arse kicking from Ronald McDonald
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