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re: Flushing the Toilet - what's so hard about it?

Posted on 5/16/16 at 7:37 pm to
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
11375 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 7:37 pm to
quote:

what's so hard about it


Balancing on one foot and kicking the trigger with the other
Posted by Michael Hayes
Member since Mar 2014
1391 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 7:37 pm to
Or better yet: who's wiping their buggas on the wall above the urinals? Nasty bastards....
This post was edited on 5/16/16 at 7:46 pm
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18919 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 7:37 pm to
quote:

Use your damn foot like the rest of us.


In the US, there is a higher occurance of soil microbes on toilet handles than fecal indicator species.
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
11375 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 7:38 pm to
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If it's brown, flush it down!

Or elect it to public office and call it Mr President
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
37408 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 7:42 pm to
People are gross.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69236 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 7:48 pm to
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15310 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 8:40 pm to
Well...you can't piss or shite in the streets....unless you're in NOLA.
Posted by RegisteredPharmacist
Member since Apr 2016
830 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 8:44 pm to
Usually just pee in the sink but if I do actually pee in the toilet I sit down to do it & then usually not flush. It's just kind of a hassle & waste of water.
Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 8:47 pm to
Flushing the toilet requires motor skills, some degree of intelligence and decision making skill, and and understanding of the concept of courtesy--all at the same instant.

For many human beings, harnessing these concepts and actions and orchestrating them simultaneously is ... beyond their capabilities.
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5775 posts
Posted on 5/16/16 at 8:58 pm to
In my first real apartment, there was a hot water leak in the bathroom that the maintenance man was called to look at. One morning, I took a crushing dump that peeled the paint off the walls, the type of movement that makes you proud. For whatever reason, I didn't flush. In comes the maintenance man and his assistant. "WTF IS THIS NASTY shite!?!" was yelled in some Slavic tongue and the ridicule needed no translation. Three things happened. A grown man flushed my shite in front of me, my hot water leak was fixed, and I haven't taken a duece in 10 years without checking 2xs to see if I flushed.
This post was edited on 5/16/16 at 9:01 pm
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15310 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 10:39 am to
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 I took a crushing dump that peeled the paint off the walls, the type of movement that makes you proud.


Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 10:40 am to
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I don't touch anything in the bathroom



This.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 10:41 am to
The size of a Febreeze bottle.
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
48176 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 10:50 am to
We should do like the arabs do. Hire some indian to stay in the bathroom all day and keep the shitters clean.
Posted by Womski
Squire Creek
Member since Aug 2011
2762 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 10:51 am to
No way I'm touching that handle.

You flush mine for me.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 10:51 am to
I only take a dump if it is an emergency which is rare. I could care less where my pee goes. No, I don't flush my pee either.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
31938 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 10:59 am to
It's worse than laziness. The world is full of people that just like to make things unpleasant for other people.
The same ones throw their trash out on the road,just leave shopping carts all over the place in the parking lot,and a hundred other things that piss us off all day. The same people do all of it.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74880 posts
Posted on 5/17/16 at 11:00 am to
public restrooms need to all be auto flush. I hate even touching the door handle. I flush with my foot.

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