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Florida! Strippers! Illegal police search! Civil Asset Forfeiture! Drugs! Guns!

Posted on 7/8/18 at 5:26 am
Posted by jbgleason
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Posted on 7/8/18 at 5:26 am
This may be the ultimate OT hot button story. I think it has almost all of the boards favorite topics neatly rolled into one story.

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The Miami-Dade Police Department was forced to return nearly $20,000 in cash to a stripper after officers illegally seized the money during a traffic stop in May.

Ras Cates, 33, and his wife, Lizmixell Batista, 20, a stripper employed at Cheetah Gentleman’s Club in Hallandale Beach, were pulled over on May 25 by officers after the couple’s car cut off a police cruiser, the Miami Herald reported.

Officers searched the couple’s car and seized six guns including three assault-style rifles, the cash, suspected marijuana oil and a few bottles of codeine cough syrup with no valid prescription. Cates and Batista were charged with “armed drug dealing among other felony charges.”

Cates told officers he legally owned the weapons and had a valid concealed-weapons permit. Body-camera footage from the incident showed an officer never got Cates’ permission to search his vehicle’s trunk but “instead commanded defendant to pop the trunk," prosecutors wrote.

"Search of the trunk was illegal," Johnathan Nobile, a prosecutor, wrote in a memo.

It was not immediately clear who owned the marijuana oil and codeine syrup since both Cates and Batista declined to say. The police department also never had the cough syrup to a lab to check if it was codeine.

Lawyers were still attempting to get the guns back to Cates but the cash was returned to the couple. The cash was taken from Batista after officers discovered it in her purse. She told them she was on her way to the bank to deposit the money that she received from her mostly cash-only profession.

"I was supposed to go to the bank to deposit the money. We got bills to pay, sweetie," Batista told police.

However, the Miami-Dade Police Department’s legal bureau seized the money believing it was drug money and asked a civil court judge to allow the department to keep the cash. Police said Roxie, the department’s dog, alerted officers that the cash “had been in close proximity to large amounts of narcotics.”

However, Haley Heath, Batista’s co-worker, said at the hearing that her friend earned “significant cash tips” at the club. “I felt that the glitter on the seized cash was compelling evidence, but apparently the police department disagreed," Faccidomo said.

Miami-Dade Circuit Judge Rodney Smith agreed “there was no probable cause for the seizure” and ordered the cash be given back to the couple.


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This post was edited on 7/8/18 at 10:47 am
Posted by shotcaller1
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 7/8/18 at 5:30 am to
I don’t do black chicks
Posted by Horsemeat
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Posted on 7/8/18 at 5:31 am to
IWNHI
Posted by goldshellback
Up da bayou a ways...
Member since Mar 2015
292 posts
Posted on 7/8/18 at 6:04 am to
Good on the judge.

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IWNHI


Me either, but I might be inclined to throw it a few bucks if she shook it real pretty for me though....
Posted by Rekamyah
Ovadalevee
Member since Jun 2008
1866 posts
Posted on 7/8/18 at 6:11 am to
I think I’ll add 5 more feet to the 10 foot pole I wouldn’t touch it with.
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 7/8/18 at 6:31 am to
All good with me. I hope he gets his guns back, as they did with their cash.
They profiled him and lost. Good for him and her.
Cash is not illegal and passes thru many people's hands before yours. You are not responsible for washing the Bill's. Actually, it's probably considered a negative to intentional get it wet.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 7/8/18 at 6:31 am to
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the ultimate OT hot button story



There’s no mention of an HOA. So, you’re dead wrong.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34771 posts
Posted on 7/8/18 at 6:51 am to
Cheetah's still open? Who knew..
Posted by Capt ST
High Plains
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Posted on 7/8/18 at 6:56 am to
She looks like she’s got a lot of human blood in her.
Posted by PuntBamaPunt
Member since Nov 2010
10070 posts
Posted on 7/8/18 at 7:02 am to
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20404 posts
Posted on 7/8/18 at 7:03 am to
quote:

There’s no mention of an HOA.


You are correct but the HOA fascination is a relatively recent development.

Someone needs to sit down and write the ultimate OT story. Kind of like You Never Even Called Me By My Name by David Allen Coe.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118270 posts
Posted on 7/8/18 at 7:04 am to
Sounds like a job for Tiger Ryno.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45540 posts
Posted on 7/8/18 at 7:05 am to
IMHI. You think she has dark lips down there?
Posted by Ignignot
Member since Mar 2009
18823 posts
Posted on 7/8/18 at 7:10 am to
Wood
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 7/8/18 at 7:13 am to
She's hott
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
18009 posts
Posted on 7/8/18 at 7:18 am to
I mean she cleans up but you don’t make 20k in tips by just twerking on stage. WNHI.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
20376 posts
Posted on 7/8/18 at 7:23 am to
This post demonstrates why no man should ever use exclamation points in written sentences.
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
21956 posts
Posted on 7/8/18 at 7:30 am to
She looks tired, hung over, or on drugs. Maybe all 3.

But I bet she looks pretty good when she’s at her best.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21842 posts
Posted on 7/8/18 at 7:43 am to
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It was not immediately clear who owned the marijuana oil and codeine syrup since both Cates and Batista declined to say. The police department also never had the cough syrup to a lab to check if it was codeine.





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However, the Miami-Dade Police Department’s legal bureau seized the money believing it was drug money and asked a civil court judge to allow the department to keep the cash. Police said Roxie, the department’s dog, alerted officers that the cash “had been in close proximity to large amounts of narcotics.”


Of course they did . Almost all hard cash has some drug residue on it.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20404 posts
Posted on 7/8/18 at 7:50 am to
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This post demonstrates why no man should ever use exclamation points in written sentences.


Meh. I was being hyperbolic IN THE TITLE for some fun on a Sunday Morning. You are right though, I shouldn’t challenge the OT’s status as a bastion of serious journalism and hard hitting news. Those exclamation points might bring this place down.
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