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Florida man drops his pants, sodomizes pink flamingo to death
Posted on 9/27/17 at 11:56 am
Posted on 9/27/17 at 11:56 am
Picked up headline from the penis/morgue thread....
RIP "Skittles" the flamingo
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RIP "Skittles" the flamingo
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Tampa Bay, FL | A 23-year-old man has been arrested this morning at Tampa Bay’s Busch Gardens after he allegedly proceeded to sexually assault a pink flamingo in front of horrified bystanders.
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Shocked witnesses saw Eduardo Jose Raphael Sanchez, 23, drop down his pants and jump into the flamingo pen before capturing Skittles, an 8-year-old male flamingo, and attempting to perform anal sex on the poor animal.
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Although the offender was rapidly apprehended by Busch Garden security agents, the damage to the animal had already been done as it died of internal bleeding hours later.
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Posted on 9/27/17 at 11:57 am to The Mick
Flamingo was dressed like a slut so it kinda had it coming anyway
This post was edited on 9/27/17 at 11:58 am
Posted on 9/27/17 at 11:58 am to The Mick
When FL trash meets bad hombre
Posted on 9/27/17 at 11:58 am to The Mick
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Posted on 9/27/17 at 11:58 am to The Mick
dat neck !
Posted on 9/27/17 at 11:59 am to The Mick
If it were in any other state, I wouldn't believe you.
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:00 pm to The Mick
How can you even get hard after chasing down and catching a flamingo?
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:01 pm to OysterPoBoy
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How can you even get hard after chasing down and catching a flamingo?
How can you not ?
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:01 pm to The Mick
the fake news sites are really getting people today 
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:03 pm to The Mick
Another fake. You can't frick a flamingo its been proven.
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:03 pm to The Mick
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:04 pm to The Mick
Go gata
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:04 pm to rantfan
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You can't frick a flamingo
i mean they're pink.. oso why not?
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:04 pm to The Mick
It's all pink on the inside my man....
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:11 pm to The Mick
That guy looks familiar.
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:12 pm to Spock's Eyebrow
He's Florida Man 
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:12 pm to The Mick
I like this one.
BABYSITTER TRANSPORTED TO HOSPITAL AFTER INSERTING A BABY IN HER VAGINA
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BABYSITTER TRANSPORTED TO HOSPITAL AFTER INSERTING A BABY IN HER VAGINA
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Latifah Brown called 911 around 9:30 PM last night, reporting that she had a baby stuck in her vagina. The operator first assumed that she was giving birth at home and dispatched an ambulance to the site. The paramedics had quite a surprise when they arrived on the site and saw what was actually happening.
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The paramedics spent more than an hour on the site trying to release the child from his difficult position but were unable to get the toddler out.
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The young boy suffers from a dislocated hip, but doctors don’t think he will suffer any sequelae from the incident.
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The babysitter was interrogated by police and confessed to deliberately inserting the child in her vaginal cavity. She explained that she was feeling depressed after her doctor told her she could never have children and wanted to know how it felt to give birth. Ms. Brown now faces a total of 11 criminal charges, including aggravated child neglect causing bodily harm, and could spend up to 65 years in prison. Her lawyer has asked for a psychiatric evaluation, claiming that she isn’t fit to stand trial. Depending on the results of the evaluation, her trial could begin in June.
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This post was edited on 9/27/17 at 12:16 pm
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:16 pm to The Mick
Harambre has a new friend in heaven
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:17 pm to The Mick
# Love wins.
Posted on 9/27/17 at 12:17 pm to MorbidTheClown
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dat neck !
not circumcised
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