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Florida man breaks into alligator farm, strips to his drawers, wrestles a reptile, loses

Posted on 11/8/18 at 1:20 am
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4963 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 1:20 am
and winds up in jail.

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Brandon Keith Hatfield, 23, broke into the farm — fully dressed 


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police received a call at 7 a.m. about a bloodied man in his boxers seen crawling in a woman’s yard. When they found Hatfield he told them he was bitten by a crocodile


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Police arrested Hatfield at the hospital where he was being treated for what may be bite wounds to his lower extremities.


https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article221218850.html

One hell of a wild story or as Floridians call it, an ordinary Tuesday night.
This post was edited on 11/8/18 at 1:23 am
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 1:25 am to
not what I expected when he strips down to his boxers and "loses"
Posted by WillieD
Lafayette/BR
Member since Apr 2014
2986 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 1:31 am to
Duck
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135861 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 5:18 am to
An epidemic of this in Florida.
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
83500 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 5:22 am to
Poor guy... again? Damn he didn’t learn the first time
Posted by BruceJender
Houston
Member since Dec 2016
683 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 6:53 am to
PCP is a hell of a drug.
Posted by CarrolltonTiger
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2005
50291 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 7:19 am to
"Hatfield is charged with burglary, damaging property and criminal mischief and two counts of violating probation on previous drug possession and theft charges."

Seems like this guy is being over charged, I doubt the alligator suffered any damage and the only loss he caused was too himself.

Posted by FrankDrebin
The Port o'Potty
Member since Sep 2018
979 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 7:24 am to
Oh Florida,

Please never stop being you!
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40399 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 7:42 am to
Is he related to the guy in Kansas City?

LINK
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
79290 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 7:44 am to
quote:

One hell of a wild story or as Floridians call it, an ordinary Tuesday night.



This stuff must keep happening in an alternate universe of Florida. I've lived here for 25 years and it's generally been pretty boring.
Posted by Cousin Key
Member since Dec 2017
994 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 7:46 am to
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Brandon Keith Hatfield


Poor guy. He didn't realize that crocodile worked for the McCoys until it was too late.
Posted by Rougarou4lsu
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2003
3100 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 7:56 am to
In Louisiana, we only wrestle gators on television.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
9620 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 8:35 am to
Florida hell, must have happened in Germany
Posted by crazyLSUfan
LA (Lower Alabama)
Member since Aug 2006
6698 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

Brandon Keith Hatfield


Any relation to Billy Ed?
Posted by BrohanDavey
The Land Down Under
Member since Oct 2018
754 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 12:23 pm to
"Florida man." Nuff said
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
11178 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 12:26 pm to
Had Crocs and got crocked
Posted by FatBoy62
Arkansas
Member since May 2018
760 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 1:34 pm to
Damnn there arent any animals safe in Florida. If you are a gator or shark there's a good chance you're going to get fricked.
Posted by Vanilla Ice
2018 Saints Talk Poster of the Year
Member since Apr 2013
5455 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 2:28 pm to
Florida... the trashy gift that keeps on giving
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 3:08 pm to
I am looking for some qualified folks to go in on a timeshare with me in Florida. Pm for details.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
16663 posts
Posted on 11/8/18 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

"Hatfield is charged with burglary, damaging property and criminal mischief and two counts of violating probation on previous drug possession and theft charges."

Seems like this guy is being over charged, I doubt the alligator suffered any damage and the only loss he caused was too himself.





Was looking for bestiality to be listed.

But that is probably legal in Florida.
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