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Florida man breaks into alligator farm, strips to his drawers, wrestles a reptile, loses
Posted on 11/8/18 at 1:20 am
Posted on 11/8/18 at 1:20 am
and winds up in jail.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article221218850.html
One hell of a wild story or as Floridians call it, an ordinary Tuesday night.
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Brandon Keith Hatfield, 23, broke into the farm — fully dressed
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police received a call at 7 a.m. about a bloodied man in his boxers seen crawling in a woman’s yard. When they found Hatfield he told them he was bitten by a crocodile
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Police arrested Hatfield at the hospital where he was being treated for what may be bite wounds to his lower extremities.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article221218850.html
One hell of a wild story or as Floridians call it, an ordinary Tuesday night.
This post was edited on 11/8/18 at 1:23 am
Posted on 11/8/18 at 1:25 am to reverendotis
not what I expected when he strips down to his boxers and "loses"
Posted on 11/8/18 at 5:18 am to reverendotis
An epidemic of this in Florida.
Posted on 11/8/18 at 5:22 am to reverendotis
Poor guy... again? Damn he didn’t learn the first time
Posted on 11/8/18 at 6:53 am to reverendotis
PCP is a hell of a drug.
Posted on 11/8/18 at 7:19 am to reverendotis
"Hatfield is charged with burglary, damaging property and criminal mischief and two counts of violating probation on previous drug possession and theft charges."
Seems like this guy is being over charged, I doubt the alligator suffered any damage and the only loss he caused was too himself.
Seems like this guy is being over charged, I doubt the alligator suffered any damage and the only loss he caused was too himself.
Posted on 11/8/18 at 7:24 am to reverendotis
Oh Florida,
Please never stop being you!
Please never stop being you!
Posted on 11/8/18 at 7:42 am to reverendotis
Posted on 11/8/18 at 7:44 am to reverendotis
quote:
One hell of a wild story or as Floridians call it, an ordinary Tuesday night.
This stuff must keep happening in an alternate universe of Florida. I've lived here for 25 years and it's generally been pretty boring.
Posted on 11/8/18 at 7:46 am to reverendotis
quote:
Brandon Keith Hatfield
Poor guy. He didn't realize that crocodile worked for the McCoys until it was too late.
Posted on 11/8/18 at 7:56 am to sicboy
In Louisiana, we only wrestle gators on television.
Posted on 11/8/18 at 8:35 am to reverendotis
Florida hell, must have happened in Germany
Posted on 11/8/18 at 12:15 pm to reverendotis
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Brandon Keith Hatfield
Any relation to Billy Ed?
Posted on 11/8/18 at 12:23 pm to reverendotis
"Florida man." Nuff said
Posted on 11/8/18 at 12:26 pm to reverendotis
Had Crocs and got crocked 
Posted on 11/8/18 at 1:34 pm to reverendotis
Damnn there arent any animals safe in Florida. If you are a gator or shark there's a good chance you're going to get fricked.
Posted on 11/8/18 at 2:28 pm to reverendotis
Florida... the trashy gift that keeps on giving
Posted on 11/8/18 at 3:08 pm to reverendotis
I am looking for some qualified folks to go in on a timeshare with me in Florida. Pm for details.
Posted on 11/8/18 at 3:11 pm to CarrolltonTiger
quote:
"Hatfield is charged with burglary, damaging property and criminal mischief and two counts of violating probation on previous drug possession and theft charges."
Seems like this guy is being over charged, I doubt the alligator suffered any damage and the only loss he caused was too himself.
Was looking for bestiality to be listed.
But that is probably legal in Florida.
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