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Florida Man blows .233 in the school dropoff lane
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:10 pm
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:10 pm
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FRUITLAND PARK, Fla. (WOFL FOX 35) - A 47-year-old Oxford, Florida man is charged with DUI and child neglect deputies say he was driving drunk while dropping a child off at school. Deputies say 911 calls poured into the Lake County Sheriff’s office yesterday morning reporting Christopher Beauchemin, 47, driving recklessly near Spring Lake Road in Fruitland Park.
“It went off the road two times, in a short period of time,” said a 911 caller.."He called, based on the suspect coming up and almost running into the back of him, went around him and them ran him off the road, he said he watched the suspect and he almost ran into two or three other people head on," said Sgt. Fred Jones, with the Lake County Sheriff’s Office.
What’s worse the 911 caller told deputies there was a child in the car. “He said he saw a young juvenile male in the back seat and he could tell that the kid was afraid," said Jones.
Witnesses told deputies Beauchemin dropped the child of at the Holy Trinty School in Fruitland Park and then fell asleep. “The suspect was passed out behind the wheel, and so the officer taped on the glass, the guy woke up and he threw the car into drive and went into the fence,” Jones said.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:11 pm to Jim Rockford
is he looking at the ceiling or at the camera?
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:11 pm to Jim Rockford
I believe it. He passes the eye test.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:11 pm to Walt OReilly
That's developmentally disbled, baw. Retard is unacceptable.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:12 pm to Jim Rockford
frick my Florida is just crushing it! However, Guarantee if you dig deeper he's from Indiana!
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:13 pm to Jim Rockford
Sir, I will only tell you one more time...look at the camera!
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:14 pm to Jim Rockford
Things aren't looking up for ol' baw.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:14 pm to Jim Rockford
Gives me hope if this guy can find a girl and impregnate her. Not much hope but some
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:14 pm to tgrbaitn08
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is he looking at the ceiling or at the camera?
yes
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:14 pm to Jim Rockford
laughed audibly at that mugshot
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:16 pm to Tiger inTampa
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frick my Florida is just crushing it! However, Guarantee if you dig deeper he's from Indiana!
Being a Florida man doesn't necessarily mean that you are born in Florida. Like a funnel all trash inevitably ends up in Florida. How does Florida trash know to go to Florida like salmon going home to spawn: we don't know how, they just know. It's the statewide Overlook Hotel.
I'm sorry to differ with you, sir, but you've always been in Florida.
This post was edited on 2/2/18 at 2:25 pm
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:16 pm to Jim Rockford
Would’ve helped if kept both eyes on the road.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:17 pm to Jim Rockford
not his first time
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Man on way home from strip club arrested at ATM in The Villages
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A Sumter County sheriff’s deputy spotted a car driving in reverse at 2:45 a.m. Saturday at Chase Bank on Parr Drive. The deputy pulled in and saw Christopher Beauchemin of Oxford holding a large palm tree branch while standing next to his vehicle, according to an arrest report. Beauchemin had stopped to use the ATM and left his car running, the report indicated.
The deputy asked Beauchemin why he was holding the palm branch and he responded that he thought part of his car had fallen off.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:17 pm to Jim Rockford
Hell, with eyes like that he probably can’t drive worth a shite stone cold sober.
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:20 pm to tgrbaitn08
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holding a large palm tree branch while standing next to his vehicle, according to an arrest report. Beauchemin had stopped to use the ATM and left his car running, the report indicated.
The deputy asked Beauchemin why he was holding the palm branch and he responded that he thought part of his car had fallen off.
Holy shite
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:20 pm to Not Cooper
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he was holding the palm branch and he responded that he thought part of his car had fallen off.
I hate it when that happens
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:22 pm to tgrbaitn08
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is he looking at the ceiling or at the camera
Both
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