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Florida Man blows .233 in the school dropoff lane

Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:10 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98197 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:10 pm
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FRUITLAND PARK, Fla. (WOFL FOX 35) - A 47-year-old Oxford, Florida man is charged with DUI and child neglect deputies say he was driving drunk while dropping a child off at school. Deputies say 911 calls poured into the Lake County Sheriff’s office yesterday morning reporting Christopher Beauchemin, 47, driving recklessly near Spring Lake Road in Fruitland Park.

“It went off the road two times, in a short period of time,” said a 911 caller.."He called, based on the suspect coming up and almost running into the back of him, went around him and them ran him off the road, he said he watched the suspect and he almost ran into two or three other people head on," said Sgt. Fred Jones, with the Lake County Sheriff’s Office.

What’s worse the 911 caller told deputies there was a child in the car. “He said he saw a young juvenile male in the back seat and he could tell that the kid was afraid," said Jones.

Witnesses told deputies Beauchemin dropped the child of at the Holy Trinty School in Fruitland Park and then fell asleep. “The suspect was passed out behind the wheel, and so the officer taped on the glass, the guy woke up and he threw the car into drive and went into the fence,” Jones said.


Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124482 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:10 pm to
He looks like a retard
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:11 pm to
is he looking at the ceiling or at the camera?
Posted by WildManGoose
Member since Nov 2005
4568 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:11 pm to
I believe it. He passes the eye test.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98197 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:11 pm to
That's developmentally disbled, baw. Retard is unacceptable.
Posted by Tiger inTampa
Tampa, FL
Member since Sep 2009
2171 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:12 pm to
frick my Florida is just crushing it! However, Guarantee if you dig deeper he's from Indiana!
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29254 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:13 pm to
Sir, I will only tell you one more time...look at the camera!
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
3155 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:13 pm to
Sorry for partying.
Posted by MrSpock
Member since Sep 2015
4351 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:14 pm to
Things aren't looking up for ol' baw.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124482 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:14 pm to
Gives me hope if this guy can find a girl and impregnate her. Not much hope but some
Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
23884 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:14 pm to
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is he looking at the ceiling or at the camera?




yes
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:14 pm to
laughed audibly at that mugshot
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108573 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:16 pm to
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frick my Florida is just crushing it! However, Guarantee if you dig deeper he's from Indiana!



Being a Florida man doesn't necessarily mean that you are born in Florida. Like a funnel all trash inevitably ends up in Florida. How does Florida trash know to go to Florida like salmon going home to spawn: we don't know how, they just know. It's the statewide Overlook Hotel.



I'm sorry to differ with you, sir, but you've always been in Florida.
This post was edited on 2/2/18 at 2:25 pm
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123633 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:16 pm to
Would’ve helped if kept both eyes on the road.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:17 pm to
not his first time



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Man on way home from strip club arrested at ATM in The Villages

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A Sumter County sheriff’s deputy spotted a car driving in reverse at 2:45 a.m. Saturday at Chase Bank on Parr Drive. The deputy pulled in and saw Christopher Beauchemin of Oxford holding a large palm tree branch while standing next to his vehicle, according to an arrest report. Beauchemin had stopped to use the ATM and left his car running, the report indicated.

The deputy asked Beauchemin why he was holding the palm branch and he responded that he thought part of his car had fallen off.
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
10586 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:17 pm to
Hell, with eyes like that he probably can’t drive worth a shite stone cold sober.
Posted by Not Cooper
Member since Jun 2015
4691 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:20 pm to
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holding a large palm tree branch while standing next to his vehicle, according to an arrest report. Beauchemin had stopped to use the ATM and left his car running, the report indicated.

The deputy asked Beauchemin why he was holding the palm branch and he responded that he thought part of his car had fallen off.

Holy shite
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:20 pm to
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he was holding the palm branch and he responded that he thought part of his car had fallen off.



I hate it when that happens
Posted by crewdepoo
Hogwarts
Member since Jan 2015
9605 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:22 pm to
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is he looking at the ceiling or at the camera

Both
Posted by GoldenBoy
Winning!
Member since Nov 2004
42011 posts
Posted on 2/2/18 at 2:23 pm to
That's not nice.
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