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Florida man attacks mother who refused to dress his mannequin
Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:09 am
Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:09 am
Once again, Florida leads the way...
quote]A South Florida man was arrested Monday after he attacked his mother who refused to dress his mannequin, beating her with a kitchen stool and shoving dumplings into her mouth,[/quote]
quote]A South Florida man was arrested Monday after he attacked his mother who refused to dress his mannequin, beating her with a kitchen stool and shoving dumplings into her mouth,[/quote]
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Mikkel Dankner, 40, of Boynton Beach, faces charges of aggravated battery on a victim 65 or older and domestic battery by strangulation.
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According to a Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office probable cause affidavit, Dankner and his mother were in their backyard when he asked her to dress his mannequin. After she refused to do so, Dankner stood in the doorway, blocking her from getting back inside the home, so she pushed the mannequin to the ground
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As Dankner moved to pick up the mannequin, his mother ran inside, but Dankner followed her into the kitchen and pushed her to the floor
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Dankner then picked up a small stool on the kitchen floor and struck her several times in the head with it, deputies said. He then "grabbed small dumplings made for dinner and started to shove them into her mouth,"
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After his mother told her she couldn't breathe, Dankner stepped away from her and began throwing items around the kitchen, including a ceramic cup that shattered on the kitchen counter
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A neighbor heard Dankner's mother screaming for help as she ran out of the house and called 911
Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:09 am to DemonKA3268
any time another state tries to florida. florida steps up it's game.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:11 am to MorbidTheClown
Yeah don’t frick with us baw. You’ll get the dumplings.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:12 am to DemonKA3268
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he asked her to dress his mannequin
Bitch, dress my mannequin.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:12 am to MorbidTheClown
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any time another state tries to florida. florida steps up it's game.
I imagine just as much crazy shite happens elsewhere; Florida just has the most open records laws of any state.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:12 am to DemonKA3268
quote:is that like regular battery, but you are really mad?
aggravated battery
Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:14 am to MorbidTheClown
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florida steps up it's game.
no shite, huh? but what kind of shitty mom won't dress her 40 year old son's mannequin for him? is this the world we live in?
Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:15 am to MorbidTheClown
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any time another state tries to florida. florida steps up it's game.
Anything worth doin' is worth doin' right
Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:17 am to DemonKA3268
It was all an elaborate plan to get her son to feed her some delicious dumplings.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:20 am to 777Tiger
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no shite, huh? but what kind of shitty mom won't dress her 40 year old son's mannequin for him? is this the world we live in?
This is what I am picturing:

Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:29 am to DemonKA3268
This is what he wanted. LINK
Posted on 3/27/19 at 9:06 am to DemonKA3268
Why can’t he dress his own mannequin? Wait, why does he HAVE a mannequin?
Is that a euphemism?
Is that a euphemism?
Posted on 3/27/19 at 9:07 am to eddieray
quote:Sex Doll?
Why can’t he dress his own mannequin? Wait, why does he HAVE a mannequin?
Posted on 3/27/19 at 9:08 am to eddieray
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why does he HAVE a mannequin?
doesn't everyone? what are you, some kind of weirdo?
Posted on 3/27/19 at 9:09 am to eddieray
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Why can’t he dress his own mannequin? Wait, why does he HAVE a mannequin?
Is that a euphemism?
Her name is Shelly, and you'd be right to use her proper name from now on.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 9:11 am to DemonKA3268
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After his mother told her she couldn't breathe, Dankner stepped away from her and began throwing items around the kitchen,
Myself be one of those gender confused types
Posted on 3/27/19 at 9:18 am to DemonKA3268
Boy needs a tox screen and psych consult!!!
Posted on 3/27/19 at 9:36 am to Isabelle81
quote:Ain't that the truth!
Boy needs a tox screen and psych consult!!!
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