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Florida man attacks mother who refused to dress his mannequin

Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:09 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
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21240 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:09 am
Once again, Florida leads the way...

quote]A South Florida man was arrested Monday after he attacked his mother who refused to dress his mannequin, beating her with a kitchen stool and shoving dumplings into her mouth,[/quote]
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Mikkel Dankner, 40, of Boynton Beach, faces charges of aggravated battery on a victim 65 or older and domestic battery by strangulation.
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According to a Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office probable cause affidavit, Dankner and his mother were in their backyard when he asked her to dress his mannequin. After she refused to do so, Dankner stood in the doorway, blocking her from getting back inside the home, so she pushed the mannequin to the ground
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As Dankner moved to pick up the mannequin, his mother ran inside, but Dankner followed her into the kitchen and pushed her to the floor
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Dankner then picked up a small stool on the kitchen floor and struck her several times in the head with it, deputies said. He then "grabbed small dumplings made for dinner and started to shove them into her mouth,"
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After his mother told her she couldn't breathe, Dankner stepped away from her and began throwing items around the kitchen, including a ceramic cup that shattered on the kitchen counter
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A neighbor heard Dankner's mother screaming for help as she ran out of the house and called 911
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Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:09 am to
any time another state tries to florida. florida steps up it's game.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
72433 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:11 am to
Yeah don’t frick with us baw. You’ll get the dumplings.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73720 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:12 am to
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he asked her to dress his mannequin


Bitch, dress my mannequin.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56769 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:12 am to
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any time another state tries to florida. florida steps up it's game.



I imagine just as much crazy shite happens elsewhere; Florida just has the most open records laws of any state.
Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7881 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:12 am to
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aggravated battery
is that like regular battery, but you are really mad?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:14 am to
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florida steps up it's game.
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no shite, huh? but what kind of shitty mom won't dress her 40 year old son's mannequin for him? is this the world we live in?
Posted by TOSOV
Member since Jan 2016
8922 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:14 am to
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68603 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:15 am to
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any time another state tries to florida. florida steps up it's game.



Anything worth doin' is worth doin' right
Posted by SwampTrash
Member since May 2017
450 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:17 am to
It was all an elaborate plan to get her son to feed her some delicious dumplings.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:20 am to
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no shite, huh? but what kind of shitty mom won't dress her 40 year old son's mannequin for him? is this the world we live in?

This is what I am picturing:
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:29 am to
This is what he wanted. LINK
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
19498 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 9:06 am to
Why can’t he dress his own mannequin? Wait, why does he HAVE a mannequin?
Is that a euphemism?
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 9:07 am to
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Why can’t he dress his own mannequin? Wait, why does he HAVE a mannequin?
Sex Doll?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 9:08 am to
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why does he HAVE a mannequin?

doesn't everyone? what are you, some kind of weirdo?
Posted by BugAC
St. George
Member since Oct 2007
58274 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 9:09 am to
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Why can’t he dress his own mannequin? Wait, why does he HAVE a mannequin?
Is that a euphemism?


Her name is Shelly, and you'd be right to use her proper name from now on.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 9:11 am to
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After his mother told her she couldn't breathe, Dankner stepped away from her and began throwing items around the kitchen,


Myself be one of those gender confused types
Posted by Isabelle81
NEW ORLEANS, LA
Member since Sep 2015
2718 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 9:18 am to
Boy needs a tox screen and psych consult!!!
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 9:36 am to
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Boy needs a tox screen and psych consult!!!
Ain't that the truth!
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
114454 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 9:38 am to
that dumpling thing.
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