Florida Arrest: Triple Header Edition

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Woman Tells Deputy DUI Won't Deter Her From Marrying a Millionaire
A 22-year-old named Anna Corinne Robbinson was nabbed for a DUI after crashing her 2014 Chevy Captiva into a brick wall in an Orlando neighborhood in the early hours of Wednesday morning. A Florida Highway Patrol trooper responded to the scene and said Robbinson seemed drunk. She had bloodshot eyes, delayed moments, a red face, and a fixed stare, according to the Orlando Sentinel. She failed her field sobriety test and later blew a .132 blood alcohol level and admitted to drinking three beers and two shots.

Naturally she was charged with DUI, but Robbinson, who works at an attorney's office, didn't think the charges would set her back any in life. For some reason she voluntarily told the trooper that, "I'm now planning to marry a millionaire so I don't have to work." The quote, of course, made it into the arrest report.

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Old Beef Leads to Sausage Attack
The World Health Organization this week declared that processed meats may cause cancer, but Floridians already know that they can cause an arse whooping.

Justice Amber Gough, 18, was arrested near Ocala after she ran into an old enemy at a Kangaroo Express in the middle of the day on Sunday. Gough approached the woman and asked, “Do you still want to fight me?"

The woman replied that she didn't even bother thinking about Gough anymore and was now pregnant.

Gough, it turns out, still wanted to fight her despite her pregnancy, because Gough then threw a sausage at the woman, according to the Ocala Star Banner. Yes, a sausage.

Gough then started punching and scratching the victim, and the victim fought back in self defense until the fight was broken up. Gough was arrested for assault. The victim refused to elaborate on what the old beef was, but says she was doing fine and her pregnancy was unaffected by the gas station sausage attack.

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Man Attacks Karaoke DJ Over Sound Issues
Karaoke isn't supposed to be that intense, but some people take it a little too seriously. People like Joshua Fort, 26, of DeBary. Fort and another man were singing Jay-Z and Justin Timberlake's "Holy Grail" at Blackie's Bar last Wednesday night. Except Fort didn't actually want to get up on stage, and decided to perform his part while still seated at the bar. During the performance Fort also started complaining about the sound. Central Florida karaoke DJ Omar Isaac tried to retrieve the mic from Fort, but Fort later picked a fight.


"First he started with, 'You don't know who I am. I own this place,' " Isaac told the Daytona Beach News-Journal. "He turned around like he was going to leave and comes back and slams my laptop down."

Fort tried to fight and smashed a glass on the back of Isaac's head which left a cut. He then tried to wrestle the DJ down to the floor but then fled the bar. He was found later and charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.

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