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re: Florida Airman allegedly drops pants inside TJ Maxx, arrested for indecent exposure

Posted on 4/21/20 at 9:07 am to
Posted by Klingler7
Houston
Member since Nov 2009
12620 posts
Posted on 4/21/20 at 9:07 am to
Our TJ Maxx store is closed... I mean it’s clothed as iron mike would say.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22033 posts
Posted on 4/21/20 at 9:45 am to
He was in the moment of “now or never”.
Posted by tiger perry
Member since Dec 2009
25668 posts
Posted on 4/21/20 at 9:47 am to
Why does all the weird/strange stuff always happen in Florida???
Posted by In The Know
City of St George, La
Member since Jan 2005
6795 posts
Posted on 4/21/20 at 10:09 am to
I'd give anything to be able to drop my pants in a TJ Maxx right about now. Any store or restaurant, really.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22033 posts
Posted on 4/23/20 at 8:09 pm to
Because....Florida Man is a real thing!
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17460 posts
Posted on 4/23/20 at 8:46 pm to
Posted by adam2000
Central
Member since Sep 2016
1193 posts
Posted on 4/24/20 at 2:44 am to
Drugs.
Posted by AirRaidTT
Grapevine, TX
Member since May 2008
2686 posts
Posted on 4/24/20 at 3:36 am to
quote:

kneeling on the floor with his pants down in the store’s second aisle


Now I’m no doctor, prostitute, aggy yell leader, or in any other field that regularly observes dudes taking out their wieners, but this seems like an ineffective method for maximum exposure, no?
Posted by donkeydong
Member since Mar 2020
212 posts
Posted on 4/24/20 at 7:22 am to
quote:

kneeling on the floor with his pants down


Everyone knows this is how you initiate doggy
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 4/24/20 at 7:34 am to
quote:

Now I’m no doctor, prostitute, aggy yell leader, or in any other field that regularly observes dudes taking out their wieners, but this seems like an ineffective method for maximum exposure, no?


Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 4/24/20 at 7:34 am to
quote:

Everyone knows this is how you initiate doggy


Of course, especially in the middle of a store
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33653 posts
Posted on 4/24/20 at 7:54 am to
Porn and mental illness.

Kid thought she’d jump right at it.....that’s how it goes on those videos. It must be true.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74667 posts
Posted on 4/24/20 at 8:10 am to
quote:

After the victim headed to the kitchen section, she found Leary — kneeling on the floor with his pants down in the store’s second aisle


Footage of the alleged crime has been found.



Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
60296 posts
Posted on 4/24/20 at 8:15 am to
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What compels people to do shite like this?


quote:

Florida Airman


Meth?
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 4/24/20 at 8:16 am to
quote:

Meth?


Posted by AirRaidTT
Grapevine, TX
Member since May 2008
2686 posts
Posted on 4/24/20 at 6:08 pm to
quote:

Donkeydong

First off, killer handle. Perfect fit for a thread about dong.

quote:

Everyone knows this is how you initiate doggy

While this is an astute point, I’m not so sure a chick would fall for the bait in this sort of setting, even if it is Florida.

ALTHOUGH, let’s say it did work. I bet he had a “CLEANUP ON AISLE 2” store announcement teed up and ready to go

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