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FL woman kicks out police car window after being arrested at a strip club

Posted on 2/24/16 at 12:50 pm
Posted by trom83
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 12:50 pm
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A Florida woman kicked out a police car window after being arrested for disorderly conduct and getting naked in front of police officers.
Iyana Sade Llanos, 25, was taken into custody after police responded to a call of two women arguing at The Office Gentleman's Club in Miami.
Officers arrived at the club to find Llanos outside the strip club screaming profanities, NBC6 reported.
When the officers confronted her, she began taking off her clothes and continued shouting at them.
The officers told Llanos several times to put her clothes back on but she refused, NBC6 reported.
Llanos, who is listed in the report as a dancer, smelled of alcohol, the report said.
She then began telling the officers: 'Take me to jail.'
Llanos was placed in hand restraints and put in the back of the car, wrapped in a yellow blanket.
While she was en route to jail, she kicked out a police car window and had to be taken to Jackson Memorial Hospital in Miami to be treated for minor injuries, officers said.
Llanos will likely be charged with criminal mischief. She will go to jail after she's released from the hospital.




Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 12:51 pm to
IWHI then SWHM
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 12:52 pm to
arrested for getting naked at a strip club. must be some nasty bags under that shirt.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 12:53 pm to
I might...need to see arse pics first
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 12:53 pm to
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A Florida woman kicked out a police car window after being arrested for disorderly conduct and getting naked in front of police officers.


AKA Wednesday.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 12:57 pm to
This post was edited on 2/24/16 at 12:58 pm
Posted by YouAre8Up
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 1:02 pm to
quote:

Florida woman
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
11070 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 1:06 pm to
I don't understand why we tolerate so much from people. Seriously a waste of tax dollars.

So the state has to pay for
1) The six officers it took to detain one drunk naked stripper (or "dancer" if you are PC)
2) The hospital bill for her injuries which were self-inflicted
3) The window replacement of the cop car that she busted in anger no doubt (after telling them to take her to jail

And she will "likely" be charged with only criminal mischief????

If it were me, Not only would I have been knocked around a bit, but also I would be charged with public intoxication, indecent exposure, resisting arrest, prostitution, criminal mischief, and disturbing the peace.

ETA: Then again, she isn't a conservative, white male, so I guess she doesn't deserve the same treatment in this instance.

This post was edited on 2/24/16 at 1:09 pm
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 1:11 pm to
quote:

I don't understand why we tolerate so much from people. Seriously a waste of tax dollars.

So the state has to pay for
1) The six officers it took to detain one drunk naked stripper (or "dancer" if you are PC)
2) The hospital bill for her injuries which were self-inflicted
3) The window replacement of the cop car that she busted in anger no doubt (after telling them to take her to jail

And she will "likely" be charged with only criminal mischief????

If it were me, Not only would I have been knocked around a bit, but also I would be charged with public intoxication, indecent exposure, resisting arrest, prostitution, criminal mischief, and disturbing the peace.

ETA: Then again, she isn't a conservative, white male, so I guess she doesn't deserve the same treatment in this instance.



and she prolly receives a monthly government check all the while not reporting her cash earnings appropriately.
Posted by Paddyshack
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Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 1:18 pm to
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and she prolly receives a monthly government check all the while not reporting her cash earnings appropriately


Not even a question of doubt in my mind.

They are so mistreated.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 1:23 pm to
Nigerian...iwnhi.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 1:26 pm to
And yet her makeup stayed on nicely. Interesting.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 1:29 pm to
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arrested for getting naked at a strip club. must be some nasty bags under that shirt.




The titties appear to be fine.

Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 1:33 pm to
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She then began telling the officers: 'Take me to jail.'


Posted by CCTider
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 1:35 pm to


















I'd hit it...


Then disappear before the crazy came out.
This post was edited on 2/24/16 at 1:52 pm
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 1:37 pm to
this ain't gonna go well.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

The titties appear to be fine


well then... obviously racist cops.
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 2/24/16 at 1:39 pm to
She looks like a young Aunt Ester from Sanford and Sons

Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25240 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 1:41 pm to
quote:


this ain't gonna go well


Those aren't too risque, are they?


Either way, you gotta love the sluts never make their Facebook private.
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
11070 posts
Posted on 2/24/16 at 1:44 pm to
#3 is very ban-able

And nobody wants to see that shite anyway.

Not legit.
This post was edited on 2/24/16 at 1:45 pm
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