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Fist fights after 30. How many?

Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:34 pm
Posted by alpinetiger
Salt Lake City
Member since Apr 2017
5864 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:34 pm
One. At Sugarhouse Park in SLC throwing the ball for my dog in the creek that runs through the park. Ran across another gent who was throwing a ball for his hound in the same area. Balls got crossed and his dog came back empty handed, and thought my dog stole the ball. Accosted me, and angrily took a swing. No discussion. I retaliated with a defensive swing with keys in my hand and split his eyebrow. The blood flow stopped anything further. Then his dog brought up the other ball so I got the satisfaction of being right and literally saying, "what the frick, dude?!".
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
38649 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:35 pm to
30??? Hell, I've had 3 post 50.
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:35 pm to
You sound trashy as frick
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43058 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:35 pm to
Only one myself. Got my arse whipped at the dog park. I was in the wrong.
Posted by YeahYeah
Member since Jun 2016
2173 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:36 pm to
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SLC

This explains it
Posted by alpinetiger
Salt Lake City
Member since Apr 2017
5864 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:36 pm to
Say it to my face, baw.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63192 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:38 pm to
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Balls got crossed


I bet yours and his sure did.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24560 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:40 pm to
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Only one myself. Got my arse whipped at the dog park. I was in the wrong.


This needs a little more detail.
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:41 pm to
Sonic in 30 minutes. Loser buys the banana splits.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98127 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:41 pm to
If I'm in a fight after 30, it's in defense of life and limb. And that's what revolvers are for.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:42 pm to
None.

I can spit the green mist.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43058 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:42 pm to
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This needs a little more detail.
I thought this dude's dog stole my dog's ball so I confronted him. He split my forehead open with a metal object. Then my dog comes running up with his ball. I was mistaken and paid the price, live and learn.
Posted by alpinetiger
Salt Lake City
Member since Apr 2017
5864 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:43 pm to
I'll frick you up and take your dog and raise it properly.
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:44 pm to
You better check these knuckles baw. After I’m done with you, your kids are gonna be calling me daddy.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:45 pm to
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I retaliated with a defensive swing with keys in my hand and split his eyebrow. 
aggravated assault admission
Posted by alpinetiger
Salt Lake City
Member since Apr 2017
5864 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:46 pm to
quote:

I thought this dude's dog stole my dog's ball so I confronted him. He split my forehead open with a metal object. Then my dog comes running up with his ball. I was mistaken and paid the price, live and learn.


He was probably 60. I didn't want to whip his arse, but I whipped his arse with one key-influenced punch.
This post was edited on 2/8/19 at 5:47 pm
Posted by alpinetiger
Salt Lake City
Member since Apr 2017
5864 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:50 pm to
I have no kids. Two dogs; staffordshire and german shepard. I'm making you my next project.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65617 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:53 pm to

Good for you. This will sluice out the little snowflakes from the nuggets for sure. City boys.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:56 pm to
Zero.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24560 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:57 pm to
unfortunate but hilarious
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