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Fist fights after 30. How many?

Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:34 pm
Posted by alpinetiger
Salt Lake City
Member since Apr 2017
5864 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:34 pm
One. At Sugarhouse Park in SLC throwing the ball for my dog in the creek that runs through the park. Ran across another gent who was throwing a ball for his hound in the same area. Balls got crossed and his dog came back empty handed, and thought my dog stole the ball. Accosted me, and angrily took a swing. No discussion. I retaliated with a defensive swing with keys in my hand and split his eyebrow. The blood flow stopped anything further. Then his dog brought up the other ball so I got the satisfaction of being right and literally saying, "what the frick, dude?!".
Posted by Zappas Stache
Utility Muffin Research Kitchen
Member since Apr 2009
43521 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:35 pm to
30??? Hell, I've had 3 post 50.
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:35 pm to
You sound trashy as frick
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45189 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:35 pm to
Only one myself. Got my arse whipped at the dog park. I was in the wrong.
Posted by YeahYeah
Member since Jun 2016
2248 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:36 pm to
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SLC

This explains it
Posted by alpinetiger
Salt Lake City
Member since Apr 2017
5864 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:36 pm to
Say it to my face, baw.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73700 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:38 pm to
quote:

Balls got crossed


I bet yours and his sure did.
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25081 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:40 pm to
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Only one myself. Got my arse whipped at the dog park. I was in the wrong.


This needs a little more detail.
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:41 pm to
Sonic in 30 minutes. Loser buys the banana splits.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106013 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:41 pm to
If I'm in a fight after 30, it's in defense of life and limb. And that's what revolvers are for.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:42 pm to
None.

I can spit the green mist.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45189 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:42 pm to
quote:

This needs a little more detail.
I thought this dude's dog stole my dog's ball so I confronted him. He split my forehead open with a metal object. Then my dog comes running up with his ball. I was mistaken and paid the price, live and learn.
Posted by alpinetiger
Salt Lake City
Member since Apr 2017
5864 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:43 pm to
I'll frick you up and take your dog and raise it properly.
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:44 pm to
You better check these knuckles baw. After I’m done with you, your kids are gonna be calling me daddy.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:45 pm to
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I retaliated with a defensive swing with keys in my hand and split his eyebrow. 
aggravated assault admission
Posted by alpinetiger
Salt Lake City
Member since Apr 2017
5864 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:46 pm to
quote:

I thought this dude's dog stole my dog's ball so I confronted him. He split my forehead open with a metal object. Then my dog comes running up with his ball. I was mistaken and paid the price, live and learn.


He was probably 60. I didn't want to whip his arse, but I whipped his arse with one key-influenced punch.
This post was edited on 2/8/19 at 5:47 pm
Posted by alpinetiger
Salt Lake City
Member since Apr 2017
5864 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:50 pm to
I have no kids. Two dogs; staffordshire and german shepard. I'm making you my next project.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:53 pm to

Good for you. This will sluice out the little snowflakes from the nuggets for sure. City boys.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127593 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:56 pm to
Zero.
Posted by Sampson
Thailand
Member since Mar 2012
25081 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:57 pm to
unfortunate but hilarious
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