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re: First night out since getting married
Posted on 10/1/16 at 9:01 am to FLObserver
Posted on 10/1/16 at 9:01 am to FLObserver
OP, you not home yet? Dumb arse. 
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Posted on 10/1/16 at 9:09 am to Jorts R Us
Maybe if you are nice, your wife, Mrs. Bobbitt, will give you back your balls for today.
Posted on 10/1/16 at 9:14 am to tgrbaitn08
quote:
Now that you've set this precedent. Next time you go out just say ,"sweetie instead of you worrying up late for me to get home, I'll probably just sleep at _______enter friend/hotel, and come home in the morning."
It works for me and I've been married 15 years.
This, come on. Then you text the wife about 12:30 to tell her you are hammered, back at Joe's house, and passing out.
Don't have crap like find my iphone on and make sure you are using cash you got out earlier too. This is called how to have fun without worrying the wife 101.
Posted on 10/1/16 at 9:15 am to Jorts R Us
I got home about 2:30 last night. When I came stomping in the room the wife asked if I had fun and then went back to sleep. And she got up with the baby.
Good luck in your prison err marriage.
Good luck in your prison err marriage.
Posted on 10/1/16 at 9:22 am to Jorts R Us
Two little words say a lot about Jorts & his situation:
quote:Good luck.
Florida Fan
This post was edited on 10/1/16 at 9:23 am
Posted on 10/1/16 at 9:26 am to baldona
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This post was edited on 6/28/19 at 10:22 am
Posted on 10/1/16 at 9:32 am to Jorts R Us
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Sleeping at a friends. Got kicked out
I have a house and a bed. It's mine. No matter what we're fighting about or how mad either of us are, we know you can't go to bed angry and we know it isn't worth the marriage.
Don't be pussy.
Posted on 10/1/16 at 9:45 am to fishfighter
This post was edited on 4/11/21 at 10:28 am
Posted on 10/1/16 at 9:49 am to USEyourCURDS
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Holy shite, dude...I'm a chick and even I say run for your life.
Carolina_Girl hittin on you bruh
Posted on 10/1/16 at 9:53 am to Carolina_Girl
Tell her you will be home by 11:00 and you expect the sandwich to be made and football on the tv
Posted on 10/1/16 at 9:54 am to weadjust
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This post was edited on 6/28/19 at 10:22 am
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