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Female attracting Phermone colonge.... legit?

Posted on 5/18/18 at 9:10 am
Posted by lake chuck fan
westlake
Member since Aug 2011
9119 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 9:10 am
Asking for a friend.
Personally, no accessory needed to attract females, that comes natural to an OT Alpha!!
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 9:11 am to
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72016 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 9:12 am to
Scruffy heard that if you rub yourself down with butter and stand within 100 yards of a Golden Corral, all of Lake Chuck’s finest will flock to you faster than you can say “chocolate fountain”.
Posted by dfintlyHmmrd
Jigga City
Member since Dec 2016
1408 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 9:12 am to
quote:

Personally, no accessory needed to attract females



We dont believe you at all
Posted by theronswanson
House built with my hands
Member since Feb 2012
2976 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 9:12 am to
Yeah...its called money.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 9:13 am to
80% of the time it works every time.
This post was edited on 5/18/18 at 9:14 am
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73674 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 9:13 am to
It got your mother.

But she's a whore, so who knows.
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
11905 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 9:13 am to
quote:

Scruffy heard that if you rub yourself down with butter and stand within 100 yards of a Golden Corral, all of Lake Chuck’s finest will flock to you faster than you can say “chocolate fountain”.


I heard the same thing except instead of butter it was gravy.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 9:14 am to
Yes it does, however you should probably use the foo foo juice

ETA: Hai Karate ftw
This post was edited on 5/18/18 at 9:17 am
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5152 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 9:16 am to
The brand I use is "Confidence". Give it a whirl.
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 9:22 am to
Naw it's not butter. It's cracklin drippings.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27348 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 9:31 am to
Pro tip:

Touch your finger to solid Bay Rum fragrance, then rub it on the shower head. It'll get just enough on you to not be overpowering.

Pinaud talc on the balls and arse. Then a quick tap of the hands on the chest.

Brush your teeth at least twice a day. And swish with water for a full minute before doing so.

Make sure you're maintained, clean shaven or trimmed beard.

Add in that women love the smell of whiskey and tobacco. Not smoke from a shitty Marlboro light, but good tobacco.

Play that game, and it doesn't mstter if you're in jeans and a black t-shirt, women will notice. You can look like an ogre and women will notice.
Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
41170 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 9:34 am to
quote:

80% of the time it works every time.


It’s 60%. How do you butcher that quote?!?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59587 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 9:35 am to
Posted by 44tiger
Member since Aug 2013
933 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 9:42 am to
Had a roommate in college who swore by putting pumpkin scent in his shampoo. Thought it was BS until I started noticing every where we went women would comment on how good he smelled.

Dude was a beta though and possibly in the closet so I don't think it ever got him laid. He was the physical representation of the friend zone.
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17127 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 9:55 am to
Use cash to dry off after every shower. Buff your skin with diamonds.

Those 2 scents lingering on you will draw gold diggers like flies to shite.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32506 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 10:04 am to
quote:

Yeah...its called money.

To quote the poet Lil Wayne: "I smell like bitch I'm rich cologne"
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 10:10 am to
quote:

Pro tip:

Touch your finger to solid Bay Rum fragrance, then rub it on the shower head. It'll get just enough on you to not be overpowering.

Pinaud talc on the balls and arse. Then a quick tap of the hands on the chest.

Brush your teeth at least twice a day. And swish with water for a full minute before doing so.

Make sure you're maintained, clean shaven or trimmed beard.

Add in that women love the smell of whiskey and tobacco. Not smoke from a shitty Marlboro light, but good tobacco.

Play that game, and it doesn't mstter if you're in jeans and a black t-shirt, women will notice. You can look like an ogre and women will notice.


I think this mother fricker is serious.

I'll lay 3:1 odds that one of these two is playing while he's doing the whole "touch one finger to solid Bay Rum fragrance, then rub it on the shower head..."...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CevxZvSJLk8

or

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lWA2pjMjpBs



This post was edited on 5/18/18 at 10:22 am
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 10:11 am to
quote:

It’s 60%. How do you butcher that quote?!?


60%, 80%... same shite.
Posted by 10Percenter
Member since Feb 2009
1925 posts
Posted on 5/18/18 at 10:12 am to
Ill leave this here. For all that take the chance, you can thank me later.

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