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re: Felt inspired and took some photos

Posted on 12/12/19 at 9:33 pm to
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29564 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 9:33 pm to
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What an artful display of the magnificent strawberry! When word spreads of it, there will be pilgrims traveling many thousands of miles to view and praise it. Jon, people will come Jon. They'll come for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing to praise your berry. Of course, we won't mind if you look, you'll say. It's only $20 per person. They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and strawberry art they lack. And they'll admire the berry and praise it mightily and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. People will come Jon. The one constant through all the years, Jon, has been art. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But art has marked the time. This art, this magnificent berry: it's a part of our past, Jon. It reminds of us of all that once was good and it could be again. Oh... people will come Jon. People will most definitely come. Until March 15th, when representatives of the Department of Agriculture will appear at your door, and you will say I guess you've come to praise my berry; to which they will reply, "We've come to seize your berry, not to praise it."


Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119989 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 9:35 pm to
Ill but the strawberry for $210,053..
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29564 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 9:36 pm to
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can you do this one with a peach instead and title it:

"James gets punished by his dad"


I’m an artist, not your home decorator. Respect the process!











Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29564 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 9:39 pm to
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Ill but the strawberry for $210,053..


Not for sale!
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119989 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 9:40 pm to
Everything has a price buddy.. $1B?
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29564 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 9:44 pm to
This poor guy got buried in the last post on page 3:


Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29564 posts
Posted on 12/12/19 at 9:59 pm to


/thread
Posted by PhantomMenace
Member since Oct 2017
1946 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 2:56 am to
Validation! Finally! After all these years. Now I can die fulfilled.

BTW, Jon. You have immense talent but are you taking these photographs with a potato? Ask Santa for a camera.
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29564 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 6:33 am to
I-phone 6! I’m riding this baby ‘til it dies.
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13607 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 7:13 am to
I’m iPhone 4 or it could be 5, I really don’t know but it takes beautiful pictures.

I strongly urge to to make a portfolio of about 200 photos. Trim it down to 100 and publish a coffee table book. Link it and it’ll sell. I’m four chapters away from the Advent Pilgrimages conclusion and will publish with a limited run of 10 copies.
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
52772 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 7:16 am to
Hitler was at least right about modern art.
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
Member since Nov 2015
24696 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 8:12 am to
Timeless stuff. Can you fit a peach on that truck?

Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 8:17 am to
Remarkable! Much brighter than I expected.
Posted by JawjaTigah
On the Bandwagon
Member since Sep 2003
22883 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 8:27 am to
So good!
But I despair of ever being able to post photos anywhere on here. Have tried Imgur to no avail. Tiny photos is defunct. What platform did you use for these?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119989 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 8:29 am to
This one is simply fascinating. The way you placed the leaf really speaks to me. Its as if you are saying "its time to drive past fall".
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
15678 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 8:31 am to
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
70919 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 8:32 am to
This is a good thread.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119989 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 8:36 am to
This thread has inspired me to do my own art.

I call this one "See and Stab".

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Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73488 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 8:38 am to
quote:

Jon Ham


why not one with ham?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119989 posts
Posted on 12/13/19 at 8:42 am to
You should take a picture with a clown..
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