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Posted on 5/6/25 at 8:16 am to
Posted by RedlandsTiger
Greenwell Springs, LA
Member since Jan 2008
3055 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 8:16 am to
quote:

Broadmoor Jr High coach


Coach Tisdale? Probably around 1968?
Posted by Brown Dog
Member since Feb 2019
50 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 8:40 am to
slicker than 2 eels fricking in a bucket of snot

hotter than a nanny goat in a pepper patch eating 2 rows at a time

if you have a dollar in your pocket, you have a friend name George

buy cheap, sell high, never refuse a fair profit or a free sample
Posted by Brown Dog
Member since Feb 2019
50 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 8:45 am to
the beer is colder than my exx wife's heart
Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
1158 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 8:52 am to
That'll go over like a boner at a swim meet/fart in church.

The less apt a man is to make declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in hindsight.
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
17025 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 9:06 am to
If it was raining pussies, I'd get a dick.
Happier than a coon in shite.
You know what they say, you only get married three times.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
111659 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 9:14 am to
For me, “No Holes Barred” and “Nip it in the butt”
Posted by BonesMalone
Member since May 2019
265 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 9:31 am to
Boy….you look like you’ve been shot at and missed and shite on and hit!
Posted by VanRIch
Wherever
Member since Sep 2007
11007 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 9:35 am to
Boats are safe in the harbor, but that’s not what they’re built for.
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
11522 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 9:37 am to
"You're acting like a fool that was shot at and missed, shitted at and hit"

"You're rude, rural, and shite too close to the house."
This post was edited on 5/6/25 at 9:38 am
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
2459 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 9:42 am to
frick off
Posted by ClusterCock
Myrtle Beach
Member since Oct 2018
123 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 9:53 am to
My Dad once told me "Son, you could eff up an anvil"
Posted by MMauler
Primary This RINO Traitor
Member since Jun 2013
22410 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 10:14 am to
quote:




Too bad Justice Affirmative Action Jackson has never heard this quote,
This post was edited on 5/7/25 at 4:42 am
Posted by randalf04
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2012
27 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 10:23 am to
You have more excuses than a pregnant nun
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
5791 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 10:33 am to
“Always drink upstream from the herd”

“Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra in December”
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
2361 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 11:11 am to
“I don’t care.”

I use it more and more as I get older.
Posted by Brown Dog
Member since Feb 2019
50 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 12:04 pm to
you are so bright I bet your mom calls you Sun
Posted by Neveragain
Ok, maybe one more time
Member since Apr 2023
210 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 12:09 pm to
More drama than a mexican soap opera

i got more problems than a pregnant 14 year old
Posted by PikesPeak
The Penalty Box
Member since Apr 2022
831 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 12:09 pm to
I have a hard hat sticker that says that
Posted by midlothianlsu
Midlothian, Texas
Member since Oct 2009
1664 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 12:10 pm to
Bingo. The most severe flattop in Baton Rouge.
Posted by LSUA 75
Colfax,La.
Member since Jan 2019
4271 posts
Posted on 5/6/25 at 12:11 pm to
Same circus,just different clowns.
What comes to mind when I think of Louisiana’s government.
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