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Families In Neighborhood In Which You Never See The Wife Or Husband

Posted on 1/23/19 at 12:49 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113896 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 12:49 pm
Most neighborhoods probably have at least one family in which you never see one of the spouses. Do you think that is strange?

There is a family that lives across the street from me. They have two kids. The husband will be outside at times doing yard work, playing with the kids, etc but the wife NEVER goes outside. In the later afternoon or on weekends I see Fedex or UPS dropping off packages at their house at least 3 times a week (that's what I see, during the day it could be more). The fact that there is always packages going to their house isn't anything that's my business, but if you look at their house from the road (my house), it looks like a nice home.

But when you pass by it, they have boxes upon boxes stacked up under the carport.

But I really don't think the wife goes ANYWHERE. The person who lives on side of them told me that the husband does all of the grocery shopping. He works shift work and if he is off he goes pick up the kids from school but otherwise they ride the bus. The wife doesn't work or anything and the person who lives on side of them might be being dramatic, but he says he thinks there is something going on in there (he just said some weird shite).

Anyone has a family like this in their neighborhood in which a spouse never leaves or there seems to be some "weird shite" going on?
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5699 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 12:50 pm to
Maybe she's disabled.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41536 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 12:51 pm to
TLOPDR

Too Long OweO Post Didn't Read
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43067 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 12:52 pm to
Maybe she runs a home based business.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 12:52 pm to
I don't notice it, but then again I have a little bit of a life and mind my own fricking business
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 12:53 pm to
She's making the sammiches
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65533 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 12:53 pm to
Possibly she's been dismembered and is buried in the backyard?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113896 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

Maybe she's disabled.


She isn't physically disabled (well the one time I saw her, when they first moved, she wasn't).
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

I really don't think the wife goes ANYWHERE.

are you in PHX, did the wife recently give birth?
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
4769 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 12:54 pm to
There is a fat wildebeest that lives a few houses up from me. She has two kids who I see playing frequently, but never the wife she is too lazy to move her trash cans from the curb she makes the kids carry the trash and put it in the cans. She got on nextdoor ranting and raving about someone being nice and moving them out of the road and she called the cops. I have seen her twice in ten years and she resembles Gilbert Grapes mom. The house is bringing down my property value because she never cuts the grass.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39165 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

Maybe she runs a home based business.

This plus she's fat and can't move much.
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
9130 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 12:55 pm to
It's really creepy that you watch your neighbors this closely.

Find something else to do
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113896 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

I don't notice it, but then again I have a little bit of a life and mind my own fricking business


Don't act like some big tough guy. If you had someone who lived close to you, you would eventually notice things like.. Boxes being continuously stacked up in the garage. You would notice if you see one spouse outside with the kids, but never see the other.. And if you talk with anyone in your neighborhood, there is a chance someone brings it to your attention.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58306 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 12:57 pm to
Do you have a job?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59599 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 12:58 pm to
Good God man....get a life or take your ban. Give us a break from this shite
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43067 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

This plus she's fat and can't move much.
More than likely she's a pill head and/or basket base.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113896 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

She got on nextdoor ranting and raving about someone being nice and moving them out of the road and she called the cops


Just to be clear. Someone moved her trashed cans out of the road and she called the cops on them? I bet the police enjoyed having their time wasted over stupid bullshite like that.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59599 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 1:00 pm to
Especially when they aren't getting paid to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113896 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 1:00 pm to
quote:

Give us a break from this shite



So you need for me to be banned because you have no self-control and can't just not read my threads? You sound brilliant.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 1/23/19 at 1:00 pm to
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