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re: Facebook trying to get me divorced...

Posted on 6/3/24 at 8:16 am to
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 6/3/24 at 8:16 am to
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used to say the same thing but FB is broken. My marketplace feed is full of wedding dresses and full length mirrors for sale. I assure you as a mid 40s, married for 20+ years, man I have no interest in buying a damn wedding dress


Do you have a daughter?
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
21642 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 9:03 am to
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Since they figured I enjoyed these photos, they amped it up to showing "Epic Prank" clips which are basically of women in short dresses without panties with their arse showing from the back.

Posted by El Segundo Guy
1-866-DHS-2-ICE
Member since Aug 2014
11630 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 9:10 am to
No grown arse man should have a Facebook, Instagram, TikTok account. Quit watching other people's drama--it brings drama into your life.
Posted by Lg
Hayden, Alabama
Member since Jul 2011
8590 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 9:18 am to
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I cant use FB anymore with the wife around.


Algorithm's are a bitch.
Posted by SaintEB
Member since Jul 2008
23649 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 10:08 am to
Everytime your bikini/almost naked views take up your entire feed, all you have to do is look at PC build videos, power tool review videos, and classic car shorts. Do this for a few days and those women will be gone. Then you start the process over.
Posted by KennesawTiger
Your's mom's house
Member since Dec 2006
8007 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 10:30 am to
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Having Facebook is a good way to get divorced


Chad and Tyrone be hitting up everyone's gf/wife.
Posted by KennesawTiger
Your's mom's house
Member since Dec 2006
8007 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 10:33 am to
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No grown arse man should have a Facebook, Instagram, TikTok account.


How am I supposed to holler at all those unsatisfied/vulnerable/lonely housewives out there?
Posted by Neauxla_Tiger
Member since Feb 2015
2102 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 10:42 am to
I've got small kids so Facebook must've been listening to the wife and I talking about breastfeeding because I suddenly started getting targeted ads. Started out innocent enough at first ... An ad for a breastfeeding pillow or bra. Then one day there's a pic of a woman breastfeeding where you can clearly see exposed boob. I was a little surprised because I'd never seen nudity on Facebook before so I clicked the comments to see if there were Karens outraged by the nudity and asking why Facebook didn't filter it, but all the comments were creeps saying shite like "Beautiful body!" .... But boy, I didn't realize what a mistake it was clicking on the comments. Algos must've been like "We got a perv here, send him more weird shite!". My feed started to turn into straight up porn . Took a while to hide all that crap.

I'm afraid to open Facebook in public now. Just don't know what it's going to throw at ya
Posted by Nayab
Brandon's shithole
Member since Feb 2024
166 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 10:48 am to
Your husband is fantasizing about other women
Posted by bamaguy17
Member since Jul 2022
1282 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 11:19 am to
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quote:
used to say the same thing but FB is broken. My marketplace feed is full of wedding dresses and full length mirrors for sale. I assure you as a mid 40s, married for 20+ years, man I have no interest in buying a damn wedding dress


Do you have a daughter?


No, 3 sons. My wife may leave me today but we have one thing in common, we both won't be getting remarried.
Posted by bamaguy17
Member since Jul 2022
1282 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 11:20 am to
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but all the comments were creeps saying shite like "Beautiful body!"

Some people are so weird. FB has helped ruin society
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
21642 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 11:40 am to
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Some people are so weird. FB has helped ruin society

Funniest part is the number of people that will freely comment weird shite like that not realizing that it could show up in all of their friends/family's feeds showing what a weirdo/creep they are.
Posted by KennesawTiger
Your's mom's house
Member since Dec 2006
8007 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 11:45 am to
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Funniest part is the number of people that will freely comment weird shite like that not realizing that it could show up in all of their friends/family's feeds showing what a weirdo/creep they are.


Bots have completely taken over Facebook. Those commenters probably aren't even real people. In fact, unless you personally know the person in question it's best to assume that whatever you see on Facebook is a bot, or was posted by a bot.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
21642 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 12:12 pm to
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Bots have completely taken over Facebook. Those commenters probably aren't even real people. In fact, unless you personally know the person in question it's best to assume that whatever you see on Facebook is a bot, or was posted by a bot.

Don't dispute that, but I have some family members that fit that description and my brother & I will often go back and forth talking about the shite they put out there
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3673 posts
Posted on 6/3/24 at 12:23 pm to
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Zero reason for a married, grown man to be on Facebook. Grow up.


Facebook still has its uses for keeping up with friends and family you don’t see much of.

You just have to put up with a lot of bullshite, like white women complaining about Harrison Butker. Or Donald Trump’s felonies.

Or comically intense 7 year-old travel ball photoshoots. #thisteamisspecial
This post was edited on 6/3/24 at 12:26 pm
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