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re: Explain the incel “movement” to me like I’m an idiot

Posted on 9/5/18 at 11:40 am to
Posted by BeepNode
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 9/5/18 at 11:40 am to
Brosef gets it.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 9/5/18 at 11:50 am to
I’m short, pudgy, and have a giant Jewish schnoz. Definitely not a looker, and borderline broke. I’m not saying looks don’t help, but looks and money aren’t everything. Attitude and personality work far better. Artie Lang said it best in the movie “Beer League”: “You know who gets laid less than funny fat guys? Unfunny fat guys.”
This post was edited on 9/5/18 at 11:51 am
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130231 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 11:55 am to
Yup.

You have to have big dick attitude.

For shorter guys, I put it this way.

“If you aren’t tall, act long.”

You can’t worry about rejection. You can’t worry about someone else thinking bad of you. You’ve got to be a force of nature, command the room. Women love a man who is in control.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 11:59 am to
Most people don't go to Frats or Sororities. Hell most don't even rush. Why aiming for such a small pool.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 9/5/18 at 12:00 pm to
what if youre fat, broke, unfunny, and dark skinned? thats my life . An you cant teach being funny

quote:

ZappBrannigan

have you seen the beauitiful women in lsu greek life?
sure there were other women (artsy, asians, sports), but my social circle was always small and lazy.

Im half west indies/ black. pretty dark.
This post was edited on 9/5/18 at 12:03 pm
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
31995 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 12:01 pm to
How dark we talking?
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 12:03 pm to
Can you pass for Samoan? Take up some rugby.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130231 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 12:05 pm to
quote:

what if youre fat, broke, unfunny, and dark skinned?


You know the real problem? On top of those you aren’t confident. You lack swagger. You are so down worrying about these things you don’t have that you don’t believe in yourself.

You have to fix that #1.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

what if youre fat, broke, unfunny, and dark skinned? thats my life . An you cant teach being funny



you can teach yourself how to be unfat

i see broke and unfunny losers getting laid all the time

your woe is me act is old
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
89745 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 12:13 pm to
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Incel means involuntary celibate. They make the news sometimes when they do something like drive through a crowd


Something about this delivery caught me off guard.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 12:15 pm to
Also Asian girls around Baton Rouge are mostly 3-4th gen Vietnamese. So that's the same thing as a white girl. If you want real Asian you gotta hit up the Chinese grad students here on school visas.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
40572 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 12:16 pm to
2nd generation are the sluttiest.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
89745 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

One thing that incels believe that’s hard to deny is how much western woman care about height in today’s world. If you’re under 5’5 you are fricked.


Good news is that less than 7% of 30 year old men are 5' 5" or under. They must make up a disproportionate amount of incels.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15160 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 12:21 pm to
quote:

less than 7% of 30 year old men are 5' 5" or under. They must make up a disproportionate amount of incels.


Can I call them incels?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130231 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

Can I call them incels?



Incels with insoles
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 12:26 pm to
After height we got the TMI formula though.

Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
31995 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 12:26 pm to
I know some short dudes who are straight players.

That’s a handicap that doesn’t need to be one.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36976 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 12:35 pm to
so are these guys all in the 20-30 YO bracket or older?
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
89745 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

It isn’t the only factor, but to say that they are less picky about looks is asinine. Others factors can easily over rule that, i.e. social status and money, but if you have neither of those and are unfortunate in the physical department, you are are shite out of luck.

Why do you think this movement arose?


People who are ugly, have no social status, and no money have been incels since the beginning of time.

This movement started because those guys found each other online.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 9/5/18 at 12:49 pm to
A friend's dad growing up was a 5'0 Cajun. Charmed the panties off anything he wanted. Was spectacular to watch. But the fricker had personality, charisma, and balls. Learned a lot from that midget.
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