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re: Ex-wife in residence - to what extent do you celebrate wedding anniversary?

Posted on 6/10/16 at 2:35 pm to
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
17096 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 2:35 pm to
This is why i come to the OT, to feel normal.

You two could ride the rails together.
Posted by Sterling Archer
Member since Aug 2012
8469 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 2:35 pm to
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We were married 28 years


How old are you? 60? You only have another 20 years or so if lucky. Just stick it out so you don't die alone
Posted by LSUBham
On the wagon.
Member since Dec 2007
25566 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 2:37 pm to
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She sort of tried to hit me with her truck, then demanded a divorce so we got one.


I'm sorry, what? Why are you back together?
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26227 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 2:37 pm to
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You sure she didn't exactly try to hit you with her truck?


I came out the back of my office into the alley, as I walked to the edge of the street behind the office I heard the gun of her truck's motor (it is distinctive) and as I stepped out, the truck brushed right by me at full acceleration.

Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
88338 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 2:37 pm to
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She sort of tried to hit me with her truck, then demanded a divorce so we got one.

as I was reading this thread I thought people were giving you too much shite.
But if the above is true, then you're fricking nuts
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 2:38 pm to
quote:

I came out the back of my office into the alley, as I walked to the edge of the street behind the office I heard the gun of her truck's motor (it is distinctive) and as I stepped out, the truck brushed right by me at full acceleration.


Must have happened on the rails.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
19065 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 2:38 pm to
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It was a stupid divorce and she's back home with me.
Beat the brakes off that back baw...
Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
Member since Jul 2009
5993 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 2:38 pm to
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though she's definitely kind of crazy. She's wary of car headlights, thinks they shoot beams at her.



Celebrate by taking her to this:



LINK
This post was edited on 6/10/16 at 2:43 pm
Posted by Kujo
225-911-5736
Member since Dec 2015
6044 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 2:38 pm to
How long were yall apart? From separation to the day after teh wedding?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 2:39 pm to
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as I stepped out, the truck brushed right by me at full acceleration.



as an attorney you know that there is a legal term for that, no?
Posted by terriblegreen
Spokane, LA
Member since Aug 2011
12453 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 2:39 pm to
He talks about this so casually that I have to wonder if he's trolling.

She tried to kill you man. Or worse, cripple you. You could easily be stuck in a wheel chair, shitting in a bag if she hadn't missed you. Wake up!
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26227 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 2:40 pm to
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as I was reading this thread I thought people were giving you too much shite.
But if the above is true, then you're fricking nuts


She's very sweet, except when we are driving somewhere.

Car rides are stressful because other drivers are all part of some "team" that I somehow control that follows us and headlight us.

But, the vow was "better or worse" so I deal with it.

Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
59378 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 2:40 pm to
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It was a stupid divorce and she's back home with me.



Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22814 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 2:41 pm to
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But, the vow was "better or worse" so I deal with it.


that only applies if you're, you know, married
Posted by terriblegreen
Spokane, LA
Member since Aug 2011
12453 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 2:41 pm to
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Car rides are stressful because other drivers are all part of some "team" that I somehow control that follows us and headlight us.


This is not real. No way.
Posted by LSUBham
On the wagon.
Member since Dec 2007
25566 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 2:42 pm to
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But, the vow was "better or worse" so I deal with it


Except you got a divorce ...

quote:

She's very sweet, except when we are driving somewhere.


And when she tries to hit you with her truck.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20027 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 2:42 pm to
Posted by Kujo
225-911-5736
Member since Dec 2015
6044 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 2:43 pm to
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as an attorney you know that there is a legal term for that, no?


yeah, "not guilty", "she feared for her life"
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26227 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 2:43 pm to
Her temper is much better now. She stayed at some shitbag hotel when she was in school, where sketchy people hung out outside, and I'm sure their headlights shown into her room all the time. I think it scared her and that's why she is like she is.

I don't think she's going to do anything to me, though some at our local courthouse (who've seen her in action) suggest otherwise.

The only thing that freaks me out is when I wake up and she is awake, looking at me, from a very close distance.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
19065 posts
Posted on 6/10/16 at 2:43 pm to
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But, the vow was "better or worse" so I deal with it.
quote:

that only applies if you're, you know, married
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