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Ever been to a sperm bank to donate?
Posted on 3/28/17 at 10:27 pm
Posted on 3/28/17 at 10:27 pm
If so, how much do you get paid per visit? Do you get paid more if you're good looking? Tall? Educated? What's the experience like when you're rubbing one out? Inquiring minds want to know
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Posted on 3/28/17 at 10:28 pm to CapperVin
As opposed to withdraw?? 
Pretty funny subject liner
Pretty funny subject liner
This post was edited on 3/28/17 at 10:30 pm
Posted on 3/28/17 at 10:29 pm to CapperVin
Nah, just to shop.
Posted on 3/28/17 at 10:30 pm to CapperVin
Does your mothers mouth count as a sperm bank?
Posted on 3/28/17 at 10:30 pm to GRTiger
No thanks, ma'am, just arousing...
Posted on 3/28/17 at 10:31 pm to CapperVin
I avoid the middleman when I make my donations.
Posted on 3/28/17 at 10:32 pm to CapperVin
everyday
Posted on 3/28/17 at 10:32 pm to rmnldr
Would have been more effective presented like this-
quote:
Does your mothers mouth count as a sperm bank?
This post was edited on 3/28/17 at 10:39 pm
Posted on 3/29/17 at 12:32 am to CapperVin
I just go there to scout the talent. The ratio of freaks that work that job is astounding. Always look for an edge to increase your odds
Posted on 3/29/17 at 1:31 am to CapperVin
Yes, you can make more $ if you're sperm is in demand, meaning tall, full head of hair and a high IQ or high level of education. You can also get fired if it isn't. It's quite a process to become a donor. They don't take just any Joe off the street and they put you through a litany of tests, interviews and bg checks before they consider you.
This post was edited on 3/29/17 at 1:33 am
Posted on 3/29/17 at 6:36 am to CapperVin
When I was younger I went a lot......it's called a bar
Posted on 3/29/17 at 6:40 am to CapperVin
That's where I have my Roth IRA.
The only trouble is keeping the annual contributions below the IRS limit.
The only trouble is keeping the annual contributions below the IRS limit.
Posted on 3/29/17 at 6:47 am to Celery
quote:
Yes, you can make more $ if you're sperm is in demand, meaning tall, full head of hair and a high IQ or high level of education. You can also get fired if it isn't. It's quite a process to become a donor. They don't take just any Joe off the street and they put you through a litany of tests, interviews and bg checks before they consider you.
This sounds like modern day Eugenics.
Posted on 3/29/17 at 6:59 am to CapperVin
A man and a woman meet in an elevator.
"Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100."
The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.
"Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100."
The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.
Posted on 3/29/17 at 7:24 am to CapperVin
No but I donate at your sister's house every day.
Posted on 3/29/17 at 7:28 am to CapperVin
If you're good at something never do it for free
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