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re: Ever been so disappointed with a new girl in bed, you ended it?

Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:40 pm to
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

How do you know its HER that's bad in bed.. Maybe she is waiting for YOU to do something to light her fire... maybe YOU suck in the sac.....

Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
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Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:41 pm to
Posted by Stud Bud
MS But travel all over the country
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

Teeth on the D.


Nope, nope, nope.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
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Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:44 pm to
He should find a single grandma who doesn't have any teeth left. Problem solved.
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
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Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:47 pm to
Try some tutoring with the roto-rootering
Posted by Lago Tiger
Lago Vista Tx
Member since Jan 2011
1069 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:49 pm to
Baaaaaaaa means No . Here in Texas !
Posted by Tigeralum2008
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Member since Apr 2012
17754 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:54 pm to
Way the hell back when I was 18-19. But it was more about the fact she had lied to make herself out to be some sort of flirty sex goddess. When in actuality, she had only done it twice and had no clue. Alarm bells went off and I got the frick out.
This post was edited on 1/20/16 at 4:56 pm
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:54 pm to
No. Let me do my business and we'll both have fun. However, there is a huge difference between a skilled and unskilled worker.

Now hummers are a different story. 95% of girls need coaching. Some are so bad, I feel like it is on purpose
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
63519 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 4:56 pm to
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Some are so bad, I feel like it is on purpose



Kind of like when my kids frick up loading the dishwasher hoping they won't have to do it again
Posted by TigernMS12
Member since Jan 2013
5695 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:10 pm to
Not to derail, but how does one go about telling a girl that they need to fix some shite in the sack without being an a-hole?
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:10 pm to
When I am dating someone long enough for her to be staying with me, I take the same approach with laundry
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61593 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:15 pm to
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I dumped a very wealthy girl (heiress to a tobacco farm in NC) because she made a god-awful "oh" face. Couldn't get past it.
she was faking, bro
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
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Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:18 pm to
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Way the hell back when I was 18-19. But it was more about the fact she had lied to make herself out to be some sort of flirty sex goddess. When in actuality, she had only done it twice and had no clue. Alarm bells went off and I got the frick out.


The hell kind of reason is that to get rid of someone?
Posted by Tigeralum2008
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Member since Apr 2012
17754 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:21 pm to
Man I was 18 years old. What seemed to be a really big freaking deal at the time is now in retrospect probably not as big of a deal. But I do get turned off by people who put on a façade just to earn popular approval.
Posted by PocketAces
Member since Apr 2015
2207 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:37 pm to
Yes. On multiple occasions.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135035 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:44 pm to
quote:

but how does one go about telling a girl that they need to fix some shite in the sack without being an a-hole?


Communicating in a non-judgmental way.

"Hey babe, have you ever thought about doing *insert act* like this?" Show her, then lavish the praise on her about how good it feels and then ask her what she wants to try, likes, dislikes, etc.

It's not hard. Communication is the most important aspect of getting the most out of your sex life. And being with someone who is willing to reciprocate, learn and accept constructive criticism is essential,
Posted by zacata88
Member since Mar 2014
1682 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:47 pm to
Every time one of these threads comes along I get the feeling that this board has collectively had very little sex.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26334 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:49 pm to
Wet and warm? If so, I am good
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
68245 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:50 pm to
Twice
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135035 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 5:51 pm to
if it helps them out, it's worth it. It really isn't hard to be a generous lover. A little extra effort on your part will pay dividends.
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