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re: End of an Era - Newlywed Tips
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:45 am to Pecker
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:45 am to Pecker
Hide your assets . 10 years from now your wife will file for divorce because "you aren't the same man she married".
She will be vindictive in court to try and snake as much of your money as possible and will try to keep your future children from you
She will be vindictive in court to try and snake as much of your money as possible and will try to keep your future children from you
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Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:45 am to Pecker
quote:So your wife married a male slut?
has been with quite a few beautiful women.
quote:That's not retiring. That's forced resignation.
I feel that it's time to retire from the game.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:46 am to lsunurse
quote:quote:This. You are only 28, you have a little time to just enjoy being married.
Don't have kids for a few years so you can travel and enjoy each other's company.
We're planning on not having any kids.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:47 am to Pecker
quote:
lunch
I'm sitting at the airport killing time
Still pathetic. I had a nice 9 day gap from the day before I got married until the day after I got back from my honeymoon.
I used to think I cared about this place too much, but you just took it to another level.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:47 am to blowmeauburn
quote:
Choose your battles.
This.
Congrats, bud!
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:50 am to Pecker
Congrats Pecker 
If she ever transitions from giving you primal sex to just transactional sex, remember me your boy Rocket31 are here to help you get back in the game.
If she ever transitions from giving you primal sex to just transactional sex, remember me your boy Rocket31 are here to help you get back in the game.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:50 am to LNCHBOX
He said he was at the airport killing time though. How is posting on here any different than reading or scrolling on fb on your phone or whatever when sitting down somewhere, killing time at the airport?
It's not like he is expected to sit there and hold hands with his wife 24/7 while gazing adoringly into her eyes the whole time.
It's not like he is expected to sit there and hold hands with his wife 24/7 while gazing adoringly into her eyes the whole time.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:51 am to Pecker
quote:Update me after all of her friends have kids on whether y'all got divorced or started having kids.
We're planning on not having any kids.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:51 am to Raghavan
quote:
Hide your assets . 10 years from now your wife will file for divorce because "you aren't the same man she married".
Well I think that's the idea behind not getting fat and driving a minivan. I'd like to stay the same man she married. Not for her, but for me.
I see guys chunked up, minivan-driving guys like LNCHBOX and it breaks my heart. That poor wife of his.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:51 am to Pecker
Don't be afraid to say "I'm sorry", whether you mean it or not, if you want to maintain a steady and ongoing amount of sexual intercourse.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:52 am to Pecker
YAY! Congrats, Peck!
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:52 am to Pecker
quote:
We're planning on not having any kids.
Good luck with that brother. When her clock starts ticking you are having a kid.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:53 am to LNCHBOX
quote:
I had a nice 9 day gap from the day before I got married until the day after I got back from my honeymoon.
Lol 5/6 day honeymoon including travel? too poor to take a proper honeymoon?
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:53 am to SuperSaint
quote:
Congrats Pecker
If she ever transitions from giving you primal sex to just transactional sex, remember me your boy Rocket31 are here to help you get back in the game.
quote:
by SuperSaint
So... You're an alter?
This post was edited on 6/19/17 at 8:54 am
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:53 am to PearlJam
quote:
Update me after all of her friends have kids on whether y'all got divorced or started having kids.
Well all of her friends are already pregnant and the idea of it makes her sick. She's more hardcore about it than I am.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:54 am to Pecker
quote:She will be within 3 years. The id of the father is the only question.
Well all of her friends are already pregnant
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:54 am to Pecker
quote:never admit you are wrong. For one reason it shows weakness. The other reason is the next word that comes out of her mouth is 'why', which is damn near impossible to articulate to a woman.
Pecker
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:55 am to LouisianaLady
quote:
YAY! Congrats, Peck!
LL more alpha than 75% of the dudes on the OT
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:55 am to Festus
quote:
Don't be afraid to say "I'm sorry", whether you mean it or not
My first big argument with my husband after we married was eye-opening to me. Wasn't like when we were just dating and you have that mentality in the back of your mind of "well I can always just leave if things don't work out". It makes you quicker to swallow your pride and just apologize, even if they were technically in the wrong.
Posted on 6/19/17 at 8:55 am to SuperSaint
quote:
If she ever transitions from giving you primal sex to just transactional sex, remember me your boy Rocket31 are here to help you get back in the game.
Good looking out my man
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